Disclaimer For Quotes

#1. A wise man once said that the opposite of being alive is being boring, so for God's sake, don't be boring !

Cameron Jace

#2. All the research shows that investing in women is a good investment

Cherie Blair

#3. Hey, a disclaimer about me: I'm rude.

Mindy Kaling

#4. Already d'Anton did not believe this. He recognized it as a disclaimer that Camille would issue from time to time in the hope of disguising the fact that he was an inveterate hell-raiser.

Hilary Mantel

#5. Disclaimer: No chickens were harmed (or pleasured) in the making of this story.

Jason Werbeloff

#6. Before prognostication, a disclaimer: I have never been able to pick a winner. Not that it has ever stopped me from trying to. Well, it has stopped me from buying stock, but let's not talk about that.

Rabih Alameddine

#7. All characters and events in this book are made up. If some of them seem familiar, it's because so many of us grew up playing the same games.

Stephen Minkin

#8. Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a giant warning or disclaimer: IF YOU DATE ME, IT WILL BE IN MY ACT.

Dane Cook

#9. I'm knackered now," he admits. "I think you're actually going to have to help me to the room."
I laugh. "Really, granddad? You rock stars should come with some sort of disclaimer, warning us that reality doesn't always live up to the pretty package.

Lily Morton

#10. As the disclaimer a few pages back highlights, I am not a doctor. But let me ask you this: How helpful has your doctor been?

Grant Petersen

#11. All who act upon their highest motivations become a power for good. Know that every right thing you do - every good word you say - every positive thought you think - has a good effect.

Peace Pilgrim

#12. Ubik ... Safe when taken as directed.

Philip K. Dick

#13. What place is this that is my world; what dark coil has my spirit embodied?" he whispered the angry disclaimer that had always been a part of him. "In light, I see my skin as black; in darkness, it glows white in the heat of this rage I cannot dismiss.

R.A. Salvatore

#14. Disclaimer:This is a work of nonfiction, but it is also full of dreams, speculations, and shadows. Many names have been changed.

Nick Flynn

#15. Being in a rock n' roll and pop world, it's very easy to act like a kid.

Joey McIntyre

#16. It is in the light of the unparalleled presumption of respect for religion* that I make my own disclaimer for this book. I shall not go out of my way to offend, but nor shall I don kid gloves to handle religion any more gently than I would handle anything else.

Richard Dawkins

#17. Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Tom Lehrer

#18. Grace makes no disclaimer. It's true for all or none.

Glennon Doyle Melton

#19. [ ... ] love was not something that was simply there because you were born of the same blood, and it should never come with a fucking disclaimer.

Ella Frank

#20. It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

Erma Bombeck

#21. Hope is often just a consoling thought, our naive disclaimer, retracting the possibility of a certain reality that we don't have the power to change.

Kavita Kane

#22. I never said I was a weightlifter. I never said I was trained. I'm not a personal trainer. I just enjoy working out. So sometimes I feel like, do I have to write a disclaimer? Like, disclaimer: "I'm not a trainer."

Khloe Kardashian

#23. Receive compliments gracefully instead of countering with a disclaimer such as, "Oh, this ratty old thing?" Try this instead: "Thank you." Period. Take

Jen Sincero

#24. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend

Joss Whedon

#25. The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Craig Ferguson

#26. It is not necessarily those lands which are the most fertile or most favored in climate that seem to me the happiest, but those in which a long struggle of adaptation between man and his environment has brought out the best qualities of both.

T. S. Eliot

#27. People have given me classified information, but always with the disclaimer 'This can never end up in a book.' And it never does.

David Baldacci

#28. By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: I see you are looking at my face. Please be aware that I don't look this good first thing in the morning.

Sam Harris

#29. The opinions expressed in this book are not those of the author

Arthur C. Clarke

#30. I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying, 'This is fiction.'

Ian McKellen