Dirty Diaper Quotes

#1. Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

James Carville

#2. A bad attitude is like a dirty diaper, life stinks until its changed.

Orrin Woodward

#3. Family,"_ _ _"They're the people in your life you don't get
to pick. The ones that are given to you, as opposed to those you get to
choose.

Sarah Dessen

#4. Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go.

George C. Wallace

#5. Every day when I open the mail I encounter a find with a brand-new brew of story and emotion.

Davy Rothbart

#6. Public virtue cannot exist in a nation without private, and public virtue is the only foundation of republics.

John Adams

#7. Thank goodness I had a great family growing up, a great foundation. But I will say my faith, my parents, my family, all that stuff is very, very important. And I'll say that until the day I die.

Donny Osmond

#8. The first merit of pictures is the effect they produce on the mind; and the first step of a sensible man should be to receive involuntary impressions from them. Pleasure and inspiration first; analysis, afterward.

Henry Ward Beecher

#9. She could hardly tell him it was because the child had been born a girl, destined from birth to be bound and gagged, to never be free. And she seemed to have sensed it far sooner than most. Sadly, the poor fool seemed to believe that she could actually do something about it.

Sonali Dev

#10. When you help scholars, you gain a share in their learning.

Nachman Of Breslov

#11. You don't believe in second chances, Cole,"
"But you do, and I think we've already established you're the smart one here.

Elle Aycart

#12. It rained in the Middle West. Farmers are learning that the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.

Will Rogers

#13. I just love building buildings. I'm the largest developer in New York City. I'm having a lot of fun doing it. I think I've never had more fun. I'm just enjoying my life.

Donald Trump

#14. There is only one type of story in the world-your story.

Ray Bradbury

#15. Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

Andy Borowitz

#16. I wish you'd stay forever, I think. I wish that I would not wish so often.

Carrie Anne Noble