Top 36 Dirty Bastard Quotes
#1. You dirty bastard! How dare you ask me that!
L.A. Casey
#2. There's definitely some parallels between me and Joaquin Phoenix, I think. The line gets so blurry. My rap career wasn't a hoax, but it was absolutely intended to be a joke. The problem was that I really was on a quest to somehow be a Caucasian Ol' Dirty Bastard.
Steve-O
#3. Maybe because I want to know how to please you. Or I'm a dirty bastard who needs to hear your honey-smooth voice talk about sex. Take your pick.
Kristen Callihan
#4. You're a dirty bastard"
"Are you complaining?"
"No
Moira Rogers
#5. Only a bastard would want to take her to bed and get her naked right now. Ergo, I was such a dirty bastard.
Ethan
Raine Miller
#6. Connie goes off the charts and into a whole new realm of music. Suddenly channeling Ol' Dirty Bastard's scary voice and skyrocketing to a new level of coolness, Connie raps an all-new ghetto version of the once-tepid theme song to Follow the Boys,
John Waters
#7. I've been on jobs where there's that one actor who is just a miserable, miserable no-good, dirty bastard, and it just turns the whole process sour.
Joe Pantoliano
#8. If you wanna look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money
Aooow ...
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#9. Take a sip from the cup of death ...
And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the left.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#10. Here I go, deep type flow,
Jacques Cousteau could never get this low.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#11. Part of being made in God's image is having a need to be in relationship.
Henry Cloud
#12. You are as ordinary as spring,' he murmured. 'As powerless as sunlight.' He ran his fingertips down her neck. 'And when I touch you, I burn,' he said, making her heart stop and a flare of wild panic light inside her. He was too close; he was getting to her.
Charlotte Lamb
#13. Companies in the East put a lot more emphasis on human relationships, while those from the West focus on the product, the bottom line. Westerners appear to have more of a need for achievement, while in the East there's more need for affiliation.
Daniel Goleman
#15. I was brought up in industrial south Lancashire, down the cobbled road from where LS Lowry (1887-1976) lived and painted.
Ian McKellen
#16. Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass.
You's a naive cat if you still believe that.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#18. 'cause haters wanna shoot, everything that shine
So I'm prepared, to lock and load my rhymes
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#19. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
#20. Raphael's citrine eyes flashed in the night. Leaning down to me, his look wiped any smile from my face, full of promise. "I was asked to dirty the Earth with you, you filthy bastard.
Ashlan Thomas
#21. You bastard, he thought, almost affectionately, watching the minuscule protoplasm fluttering on the slide. You dirty little bastard.
Richard Matheson
#22. I'm already in your head, Lace.
Just keep me out of your heart and you'll survive.
Pepper Winters
#23. But isn't whipping some poor bastard's ass what Dominatrices do? I mean,at least that's what they do in pornos. Oh God, you don't want to pee on me do you? ". She shot him a dirty look and he grinned. "What?
Ann Mayburn
#25. Civilization largely consists in hiding human nature. When the barbarian learns to hide it we account him enlightened.
Mark Twain
#26. Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#27. Girls, when you walk down the street, just stay nasty. Please stay nasty for me because that's how I freak out. So stay nasty and be nasty and have a beautiful time.
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#28. His shoes looked too large; his sleeve looked too long; his hair looked too limp; his features looked too mean; his exposed throat looked as if a halter would have done it good.
Charles Dickens
#29. We got food stamps. Glad to get the food stamps. Why wouldn't you want to get free money?
Ol' Dirty Bastard
#30. With God, every day matters, every person counts. And that includes you.
Max Lucado
#33. I was quiet for a year but I had 4,000 articles written about me.
Heather Mills
#34. Sometimes I get lost in the rhythm of the paddling. I even count the strokes it takes to get me to a point of land, The play of the muscles in one's arms and shoulders, and the feel of palm against worn wood, are preferable to glancing at a speedometer
Richard Proenneke
#35. Wife," he murmured.
"Damn. The bastard fought dirty. Wife was her favorite word.
Erin Kellison
#36. One has to be just a little crazy to write a great novel
John Gardner