Dipshit Quotes

#1. You should win an award or something for most compassionate student. No, wait. I mean the most self-centered dipshit award." Her

Samantha Young

#2. I play piano and that's my love. I read and I paint and I compose music, so I've got a pretty full creative life. And it's not because, I'm obsessively creative.

Anthony Hopkins

#3. To me, the most important thing was to treat people the way you want to be treated. Some people say that I'm a mean person. Well, you know what? The person that's saying that is probably a dipshit and I put them in their place! I have a knack for doing that.

Dave Mustaine

#4. There's not a higher stake than someone having to face their own death.

Bryce Dallas Howard

#5. She's mine, dipshit, he yelled over his shoulder, wishing like hell that he didn't like the sound of that.

R.L. Mathewson

#6. Loving friendship is able to endure everything; it refuses no burden.

Francesco Petrarca

#7. God's first language is Silence. Everything else is a translation.

Thomas Keating

#8. We can all look up and say,. okay, there's the South Star,. there's the Big Dogpile, there's the Little Dipshit. Twinkle, twinkle.

Laura Ruby

#9. Someone said DX over here? It was this dipshit with the cowboy hat over here.

Randy Orton

#10. China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the money we owe them, and that's not going to happen.

Jay Leno

#11. I was just wondering why you did that. Pretend to be a dipshit, I mean." The president grinned. "Prolly the same fuckin' reason you do.

Scott Hawkins

#12. Oooh ... Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"
Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?"
"No."
"Dumbass?"
"No."
"Douchebag?"
"What's a douchebag?"
"Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time.

Emma Chase

#13. She's not yours, dipshit. She's MINE.

Katy Evans

#14. Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?

Penn Jillette

#15. I love those dimples.
He hated the damn things, but if they made her happy, he'd be sure to smile like a dipshit more often.

Olivia Cunning

#16. I don't want to know anything. I am not curious!

Charles Dickens

#17. Goddamn fatherfucking asshole politician moral paraplegic dipshit drag-queen bitch!

Dan Simmons

#18. Service skills are the foundation for your success.

Ron Kaufman

#19. I took the other road, all right, but only because it was the easy road for me, the way I wanted to go. If I've encountered some unnecessary resistance that's because most of the traffic is going the other way.

Edward Abbey

#20. For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Drew Magary

#21. Stock prices aren't real things. They're just froth on a wave. The wave is the only real thing, which investors forget when they're watching the ticket slither by.

Jane Bryant Quinn

#22. Body language translation: hell yes, dipshit

Shay Rucker

#23. Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.

Joss Whedon

#24. You dumb asshole," Ross said to Nate."You could be a freakin' amoeba and
you'd still be a brother. And the only reason I'm not throwing a punch
right now is because you had such a dipshit upbringing you don't get that.

Karina Bliss

#25. It had seemed simple in theory to persuade one of them to allow a male into her bed and heart. The reality of it was anything but easy.

Laurann Dohner