Dim Witted Quotes

#1. He broke through the wall of men surrounding Olivia - dim-witted fowl clustered about a dozing crocodile, as he saw it - and offered to take her home.

Loretta Chase

#2. What are you going to do with astronauts who first reach the surface of Mars and then turn around and rocket back home-ward? What are they going to do, write their memoirs? Would they go again? Having them repeat the voyage, in my view, is dim-witted. Why don't they stay there on Mars?

Buzz Aldrin

#3. Mrs Weaver nosed among the books, too dim-witted to grasp that they were in alphabetical order.

George Orwell

#4. Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that.

Terry Eagleton

#5. We need to begin thinking about building permanence on the Red Planet, not just have voyagers do some experiments, plant a flag and claim success. Having them go there, repeat this, in my view, is dim-witted. Why not stay there?

Buzz Aldrin

#6. Sally - Those fucking dickless - okay, maybe not that - lily-livered, spineless, impotent - okay, not that either - chickenhearted, dim-witted, gutless Doms.

Cherise Sinclair

#7. I hate the endless admonishments of a nanny state that lives in fear of its lawyers. While colonies of dim-witted traffic wardens swarm about looking for minor parking infringements, nobody seems to notice that our very social fabric is falling apart.

Christopher Fowler

#8. That's Australia. She's not dim-witted, she just has trouble remembering to be smart.

Brandon Sanderson

#9. ... made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.

Nelson DeMille

#10. Theres a fine line between playing a dim-witted character and playing a cartoon.

Steven Pasquale

#11. It circled back to her looks, as most snide comments did. Surely a pretty blond girl had to be shallow and dim-witted.

Kristin Hannah

#12. A society without firearms is, in the end, a society of dim-witted, collectivist bean farmers.

Vin Suprynowicz

#13. If you're going to start tonight there's no time to waste. Certainly not enough time to finish your quarrel with this dim-witted mushroom-muncher.

Cornelia Funke

#14. If the story is unflattering and the feeling is anger, adrenaline kicks in. Under the influence of adrenaline, blood leaves our brains to help support our genetically engineered response of "fight or flight," and we end up thinking with the brain of a reptile. We say and do dim-witted things.

Kerry Patterson

#15. Love is the only way on which even the dim-witted reaches certain heights.

Honore De Balzac

#16. You're seventeen. You're supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You're supposed to be finding out who you are as a person." "But I already know who I am," Valkyrie said. "I'm a world-breaker.

Derek Landy

#17. I am Prince Horace!"
"And I'm the Grand Turnip of China!" cutwater snickered.
"Dim-witted villains!" shouted the Prince. "I command you to turn us loose.

Sid Fleischman

#18. I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.

Ted Nugent

#19. And what have I done?"
What? WHAT? ... You've stolen them."
With that, Cornelia fled, but Buttercup understood; she knew who "them" was.
The boys.
The beef-witted featherbrained rattledskulled clodpated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed BOYS.

William Goldman

#20. The boys. The beef-witted featherbrained rattleskulled clod-pated dim-domed noodle-noggined sapheaded lunk-knobbed boys. How could anybody accuse her of stealing them? Why would anybody want them anyway?

William Goldman

#21. Don't mess with me, Ava," he says smugly, "You should know by now I always win.

Jodi Ellen Malpas

#22. A person who is innocent is extremely humble.

Nirmala Srivastava

#23. If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

Russell Howard

#24. He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once.

Neil Gaiman

#25. I do not have to make the Gospel relevant;
it is always relevant in any part of the world ... [and] I must get the whole Gospel in [every] sermon.

Billy Graham

#26. screw the diamonds, they're just dirt with an attitude.

Jack Kerley

#27. I was the only guy with any bit of anarchy left.

Sid Vicious

#28. Is there an expiration date on marriages nowadays?
... For some people, yes.

Colleen Hoover

#29. The way we're going to win elections in this country is not to become Republican lite. The way we're going to win elections in this country is to stand up for what we believe in.

Howard Dean

#30. Through is a favorite word of Gods ... [follow with] (Isa. 43.2)

Max Lucado