Dilbert Cartoon Quotes

#1. I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

David Spade

#2. The most dangerous truth a Confessor knows is that the rules of society are just consensual hallucinations. Choosing to wake up from the dream means choosing to end your life.

Eliezer Yudkowsky

#3. Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven.

Gladys Taber

#4. When you feel a snake slither down your spine and your nipples are itchy, when your armpits tingle and your mouth is dry when you see him, that's first love.

Chloe Thurlow

#5. I love horses. I spent seven years as a racing commissioner on a horse-racing board.

Bo Derek

#6. There's no stopping the soul that radiates out and around us, any more than one can stop the sweet perfume of a rose. You could, of course, hold your nose. But the rose will continue to exude its rich fragrance, even while you suffocate.

Thomas Dale Cowan

#7. This was a pretty girl, except she had legs like an Edwardian grand piano ...

Kurt Vonnegut

#8. Pausing gives us the opportunity to arrive at an internal place from which we can choose wisely what needs to be done or said, and then do so gently.

Sue Patton Thoele

#9. We're quite happy with our Big Bang description of cosmic origins. But actually, the Big Bang accounts for what happened only after the beginning. The beginning itself, and especially what happened before, remains the biggest mystery of all.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#10. Should Cassandra initiate us, Sibyl? Matt asked, his eyes narrowed like he was testing a dangerous theory that could blow up in his face.

Josephine Angelini

#11. We are all hypocrites in transition. I am not who I want to be, but I am on the journey there, and thankfully I am not whom I used to be.

Erwin McManus

#12. Christians believe that true worship is the highest and noblest activity of which man, by the grace of God, is capable.

John Stott