Devisch Foodservice Quotes

#1. If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

Warren Buffett

#2. I could have reached him in three quick strides and slipped my blade into his spine before he had the chance to fart.

Oliver Bowden

#3. I used to think success would be sustainability. Not being behind the eight ball ...

Ted Leo

#4. There are natures in which, if they love us, we are conscious of having a sort of baptism and consecration.

George Eliot

#5. Do you know how long it takes to charm people from Maine? They're uptight white people coated with a hard exterior made from other uptight white people.

Joel Stein

#6. Whether we like it or not, we are high-profile athletes. We're role models. Kids come up to me all the time to talk and it makes me remember when I was a kid and I got to meet Jerry Rice and how much that meant to me. And how we've got to set a good example.

Jonathan Vilma

#7. Me: Yes, I'd like some colon cleanse. It's something that cleans you out so your antidepressants work better.
Pharmacist: I think you're using your antidepressants wrong. They go in your mouth.

Jenny Lawson

#8. There is little pride in writers. They know they are human and shall some day die and be forgotten. Knowing all this a writer is gentle and kindly where another man is severe and unkind.

William, Saroyan

#9. Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'

Andy Borowitz

#10. I do want people to know that, and I think it's important for everybody to understand I have a record, I have stood firm and I will be the person who prevents them from ever wrecking the economy again.

Hillary Clinton

#11. Sometimes you have to watch somebody love something before you can love it yourself ...

Donald Miller

#12. A nomadic society cannot experience enclosed space.

Marshall McLuhan

#13. That awful memory of woman! What a fearful thing it is! And what an utter intellectual stagnation it reveals!

Oscar Wilde

#14. Your writing blows, by the by. You split more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.

Brian K. Vaughan