Deputy Perkins Quotes

#1. But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Sarah Silverman

#2. Astronomy is as soil'd at the hands of the Pelhamites as ev'ry other Business in this Kingdom, - and we ever at the mercy of Place-jobbery, as much as any Nincompoop at Court.

Thomas Pynchon

#3. ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.

Ambrose Bierce

#4. I think any opportunity you have to be green, whether it's in business or in everyday life, you should take it.

Lauren Conrad

#5. I've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.

Simon Cowell

#6. Love you, Quinn Sullivan. You are precious to me, and I will love you always. And if I die before you, I plan to haunt you

Penny Reid

#7. It just wasn't for me, and anyway, those people were a lot more far gone than I was. More in my father's league than mine. I just cut back a little. Less beer and liquor, more jogging. I was fine.

Wally Lamb

#8. No visiting angel, or explorer from another planet could have guessed that this bland orb teemed with vermin, with world-mastering, self-torturing, incipiently angelic beasts.

Olaf Stapledon