Deputy Dog Quotes

#1. I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog ... Would hump ya.

Steve Coogan

#2. Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair.

Nenia Campbell

#3. One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

Kevin Sessums

#4. Don't worry about your originality. You couldn't get rid of it even if you wanted to. It will stick with you and show up for better or worse in spite of all you or anyone else can do.

Robert Henri

#5. The gospel is not a book; it is a living being, with an action, a power, which invades every thing that opposes its extension, behold! It is upon this table: This book, surpassing all others. I never omit to read it, and every day with some pleasure.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#6. Some irony. The girl who couldn't face her own bullshit . . . suddenly forcing everyone else to.

Rick Remender

#7. Corn dogs," the exorcist said, "are all the proof I need that there is a God.

Grady Hendrix

#8. A man curses because he doesn't have the words to say what's on his mind.

Malcolm X

#9. In my time, you needed to speak a little Italian, and that was it.

Juan Manuel Fangio

#10. People had no more choice than animals about the burdens they carried.

Cynthia Voigt