Delivery Driver Quotes

#1. Did I ever mention I used to be a delivery driver too? I was. I can read a map. What's more, using a brilliant mixture of zen navigation, Aristotelian logic, and pure rage I can get you your package and/or delicious sandwich relatively close to on-time.

Patrick Rothfuss

#2. If you can't understand it without an explanation, you can't understand it with an explanation.

Haruki Murakami

#3. Love is the profoundest of secrets. Divulged, even to the beloved, it is no longer Love. As if it were merely I that loved you. When love ceases, then it is divulged.

Henry David Thoreau

#4. I think there's a great connection between these two characters for sure. I mean, I don't know if she's coming over for dinner on the Barton ranch ...

Jeremy Renner

#5. Attitude is the reflection of a person, and our world mirrors our attitude.

Earl Nightingale

#6. It's human nature to blame someone else for your shortcomings or upsets.

Robert Kiyosaki

#7. I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living. I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

Jeff Foxworthy

#8. So you're positive the killer is a man."
"Yes, I think my gender can take responsibility for this one. Women don't cut out other women's hearts."
"We can.

Chris Bohjalian

#9. I know now that no one can "steal" boyfriends against their will, not even Angelina Jolie itself.

Tina Fey