Funny Delivery Driver Quotes

#1. I savored my time on top of the podium by watching the American flag rise up out of the crowd as the anthem played, thinking about how every single second of training I've done was for this minute and how many people played a role in my achievement.

Hannah Kearney

#2. The challenge with being an initiator of projects is that you are never, ever done.

Seth Godin

#3. How can we protect homeland security unless the government stops the invasion of illegal aliens?

Phyllis Schlafly

#4. Be approximately right rather than exactly wrong.

John Tukey

#5. It's baffling why the issues relating to climate change - [which] have far more obvious and tangible and much more clear-cut evidence about the cause - have been slower for people to accept as a given.

Sylvia Earle

#6. I've been fortunate to work with some really smart people. Larry Page is an extremely smart guy, most probably one of the smartest people I've worked with.

Ram Shriram

#7. If you economically empower a woman, she represents enormous opportunity that can actually be transformative not only for her family and for her community, but at the aggregate level for the economy.

Sheryl WuDunn

#8. It is essential for genetic material to be able to make exact copies of itself; otherwise growth would produce disorder, life could not originate, and favourable forms would not be perpetuated by natural selection.

Maurice Wilkins

#9. When we are angry, killing people is too superficial.

Marshall B. Rosenberg

#10. ...people only hear what they are able to, so it's pointless to tell them anything else

Randy Davila

#11. You know, I'm not gonna take my money with me to heaven or hell, wherever I'm going. So I want to do something good with it even though my means are very limited. I'm no millionaire!

Gunther Schuller