Decaffeinated Quotes

#1. You one of those decaffeinated Christians, padre? The diabetic wafer? Doctrine-free, guilt-reduced, low in Last judgement, 100% less Second Coming, no added Armageddon? Might contain small traces of crucified Jew?

Michel Faber

#2. I hate decaffeinated coffee. It's useless brown water.

David Letterman

#3. Every stupid thing in the world, decaffeinated coffee, alcohol free beer, makes perfect sense, not because you're any smarter, but because the smart part of your brain's on vacation.

Chuck Palahniuk

#4. Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

Bob Irwin

#5. People who drink four or more cups of coffee a day - it doesn't matter whether it is caffeinated or decaffeinated - have a reduction in Type 2 diabetes, or a reduced incidence of Type 2 diabetes, of about fifty percent. The same with Parkinson's, although there it is more related to the caffeine.

Gregory Stock

#6. Always drink at least 8 ounces of water or a sugar-free decaffeinated beverage with every meal or snack. If you are a heavy caffeine user, gradually reduce caffeine intake to zero whenever possible.

Barry Sears

#7. If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want ... well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Val Kilmer

#8. I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table.

Sebastian Horsley

#9. Revising while you generate text is like drinking decaffeinated coffee in the early morning: noble idea, wrong time.

Paul J. Silvia

#10. Global consciousness is that thing responsible for deciding that pots containing decaffeinated coffee should be orange.

Danny Hillis

#11. Sage is cleansing and sacred.

Pink

#12. No, not under the vault of another sky, not under the shelter of other wings. I was with my people then, there where my people were doomed to be.

Anna Akhmatova

#13. Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures.

Paul D. Boyer

#14. Seriously, women have a level of outward compassion that a lot of men don't necessarily have. Guys feel as deeply as women, but they don't share it as much. Learning how to do that more has been a valuable add.

Ashton Kutcher

#15. If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.

Alan K. Simpson

#16. Manhattan is full of ghosts most of which confront you late at night while underground

Donal O'Callaghan

#17. That GP was none other than Harold Shipman, who many years later would be identified as one of the most prolific serial killers in recorded history.

Linda Fairley

#18. Nothing I have ever written has been admired as much as the announcement of my death.

Harold Brodkey

#19. The good and bad are indistinguishable in the dark.

Alexandra Sirowy

#20. Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

Chris D'Elia

#21. I'm a third generation superstar.

Randy Orton