Dead Boyfriend Quotes

#1. I would have all the professors in colleges, all the teachers in schools of every kind, including those in Sunday schools, agree that they would teach only what they know, that they would not palm off guesses as demonstrated truths.

Robert Green Ingersoll

#2. I googled "what to do when your future werewolf mate/boyfriend/best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit." First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird. GORDO

T.J. Klune

#3. Awkwardness with the boyfriend who tried to drown you because he thought he was his own dead brother who turned out not to be dead. Probably not a lot of advice lying around for this particular relationship problem -Hannah

Emma Carlson Berne

#4. The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.

Mimi Pond

#5. Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

William H. Macy

#6. To have defined and sure opinions, fixed and known instincts, passions and character - all that is the horror of turning our soul into a fact, materialize it and make it external.

Fernando Pessoa

#7. A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.

Aziz Ansari

#8. I was shy. Bookish. The kind of 13-year-old girl who, instead of having a boyfriend, would have a crush on a dead, 19th-century author!

Natalie Merchant

#9. They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

Brian Spellman

#10. I was not so insane as to attempt to bend events to conform to my policies. On the contrary, I bent my policies to accord with the unforeseen shape of the events.

William Duggan

#11. Ronan and I have always had a fucked up way of going about things. The first time he fucked me, it was next to my dead boyfriend's body. The first blowjob, in a basement he uses to kill people. He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake.

A. Zavarelli

#12. For the record, telling your boyfriend that your not-as-dead-as-you-might-have-implied mother has been arrested for murder doesn't go over well

Tracy Weber

#13. Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you."
"Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead?

Richelle Mead

#14. Anything you build on a large scale or with intense passion invites chaos.

Francis Ford Coppola

#15. My pulses quicken. The thunderous sound of my heart beating fills my eardrums. I'm jealous of a dead girl. Why? Because I think I'm in love with her boyfriend.

Kat Lieu

#16. You're all you've got.

Ann Landers

#17. He's the thrilling, scary Boyfriend who's going to dare you to do things you'd never dreamed of, shower you with unreasonable presents, and show up uninvited at the most embarrassing times. Then he's going to stick with you, refusing to take the hint when you don't answer his calls.

Sara Miles

#18. Sexually he was like a dose of anesthetic, he made her go dead all over, but he was so nice!

Judith Rossner

#19. I mistrust total competence. I've always felt life is a series of small disasters we try to get through.

Michael Palin

#20. For men, women are their 'counter weights' and when that is not enough, their daughters are their 'counter weights.' One can't do without a counter weight. Otherwise, he will fall over.

Dada Bhagwan

#21. He took her like He took my mother. To torment me! To kill me and keep me alive to live dead! She did this, she let that bastard do this and your stupid loving GOD allowed it!!" ~Solomon Gorge~

Lucian Bane

#22. Quotes From The Whipping Boyfriend

Picky alive is better than picky dead in a freezer any day, she told herself.
p.14

Edward Reed

#23. Choosing to leave the lesbian life brings us into direct conflict with the satanic realm.

Janette Howard

#24. Your boyfriend's dead. Thought you should know.

Cassandra Clare

#25. A political organization is a transferable commodity. You could not find a better way of killing virtue than by packing it into one of these contraptions which some gang of thieves is sure to find useful.

John Jay Chapman