Dave Foley Quotes

#1. I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

Janeane Garofalo

#2. Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Joe Rogan

#3. And I met Paul Simms while I was making 'It's Pat', and he later wound up casting me in 'NewsRadio.'

Dave Foley

#4. Really, it's only been since the '70s that Canadians have had any pride in their country.

Dave Foley

#5. I think the Internet's been a tremendous tool in terms of breaking down the power structure of information and entertainment, particularly at a time when so much information and entertainment were in the hands of so few people, with multinationals owning everything.

Dave Foley

#6. The thing that really surprised me about strip malls in California, specifically Los Angeles, is that they have some really fantastic restaurants.

Dave Foley

#7. There are no absolutes in relationships. You can't take anything for granted. You can count on absolutely nothing but the unexpected. You only get in trouble when you start thinking that you're some kind of exception to the rule.

Emily Giffin

#8. Canadians still spend so much time discussing what it means to be Canadian.

Dave Foley

#9. The animal is making quite a mess," the butler droned.
"Are you referring to the monkey, or to my nephew?" Fennington drawled, strolling into the room.
"Hm. How long did you lurk outside the room waiting forthat opportunity?" Bennett asked

Suzanne Enoch

#10. Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

Dave Foley

#11. I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.

Dave Foley

#12. If you live in Ohio and you don't wear scarlet and gray now, you're an oddball. And it used to be that you could go around town even in Columbus and see a bunch of people in Michigan shirts ... And that's horrible, isn't it?.

Dave Foley

#13. I've been watching 'Pawn Stars' every week for the last year. I like learning about the history behind the items that people bring into the pawnshop. I actually pawned a ring once that a woman sent to me while I was on 'Jerry Springer.' It was really gaudy.

Steve Wilkos

#14. It takes so long to put a movie into production and finish it that anyone with a bad idea has time to give it to you before the movie is completed.

Dave Foley

#15. Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

Dave Foley

#16. I think girls are the most beautiful when they become a mother.

Minzy

#17. I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding.

Jennifer Hudson

#18. I met Kevin when I was 19, at a Second City workshop. We were paired up together in the first class I went to. By the end of the class we formed our improv group, and over the next three years we performed leading up to the formation of The Kids in the Hall.

Dave Foley

#19. 'High Stakes' was a very bad movie that I was cast in as a lead.

Dave Foley

#20. There are physical karmas that carry through death. Jesus Christ may no longer be with us but his effects continue on in the world. Those waves will be passed on from one person to another to another.

Frederick Lenz

#21. I never watched 'Harper's Island.'

Dave Foley

#22. There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood.

Dave Foley

#23. David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled.

Dave Foley

#24. I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.

Dave Foley

#25. I still do miss the freedom to play any kind of character I wanted to play.

Dave Foley

#26. Burying your head in the sand does not make you invisible it only leads to suffocation.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#27. The young are in great danger. Much evil results from their light and trifling reading. Much time is lost which should be spent in useful employment. Some would even deprive themselves of sleep that they might finish some ridiculous love story.

Ellen G. White

#28. Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

Dave Foley

#29. When I was in school, all our history books were American, so we learned American history, not Canadian history.

Dave Foley

#30. Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

Kevin Spacey

#31. I'll take Heinlein over a headmistress any day.

Jo Walton

#32. I like the sitcom, as a structure.

Dave Foley

#33. I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.

Dave Foley

#34. If somebody came up with a really good idea, everyone would back it. Especially when we did the show, we had a real dedication that, if you were in somebody else's scene, everyone worked their hardest to make that scene good.

Dave Foley

#35. The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.

Dave Foley

#36. NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.

Dave Foley

#37. In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.

Dave Foley

#38. Casting can be heartbreaking. Dealing with the disappointment is the hardest part.

Stockard Channing

#39. Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up.

Dave Foley

#40. Studies have identified a significant 'skills gap' between what students are currently being taught and the skills employers are seeking in today's global economy. Our children must be better prepared than they are now to meet the future challenges of our ever-changing world.

Stephen Covey

#41. The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.

Cleveland Amory

#42. I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto, where everything was in a strip mall.

Dave Foley