Darwin Award Quotes

#1. Darwin Award. That's not a real award, it's a joke. They give them to people who die doing something so stupid that it counts as a service to humanity.

Gregg Dunnett

#2. Give me a great Champions League game or an exciting Premier League game ahead of an international match and I'd love that to reverse. A lot of people have lost interest in England games, it is quite hard to watch.

Michael Owen

#3. If you want to feel more comfortable and happy, work on making the people around you more comfortable and happy.

Kathy Freston

#4. By making this wine known to the public, I have rendered my country as great a service as if I had enabled it to pay back the national debt.

Thomas Jefferson

#5. It's not weakness to require help, or a protector.

Alexandra Bracken

#6. But just as you become impregnated with someone, even after that someone is gone, that is how Lilus remained

Elena Poniatowska

#7. His fingers caressed the column of my tense throat. I shivered in fear. I hated not being able to see what was happening, it forced me to feel everything.

C.J. Roberts

#8. When the time is ripe for certain things, these things appear in different places in the manner of violets coming to light in early spring.

Farkas Bolyai

#9. Every once in a while, something happens to you that makes you realise that the human race is not quite as bad as it so often seems to be.

Ian Hacking

#10. As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?

Sandra Bernhard

#11. Thinking about forgiving is not enough. You must come to a moment when you say, "With God's help I now forgive."

Norman Vincent Peale

#12. Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

Edward R. Murrow

#13. Dressing with style is akin to issuing a manifesto; dressing fashionably is like signing a petition.

Jani Allan

#14. I missed Ash, and the longing was ripping my stomach to pieces, but I also wanted Puck to come back and kiss me some more Meghan Chase

Julie Kagawa

#15. How can we prevent this telescoping of cultures and styles from ending up in kitsch eclecticism, a cool hellenism excluding all critical judgment?

Nicolas Bourriaud