Dark Schneider Quotes

#1. I know it's difficult to bare your heart, but it's the least stupid thing in the world.

Emery Lord

#2. When I was a wee little kid, I used to watch 'Dark Shadows' all the time, so I was a Barnabas Collins fan.

John Schneider

#3. When I was younger I feared the dark, wondering what evil was watching me. Now it's different, for now it's a game of sneaking the light back on and laughing at how quickly the evil fleas.

Stefanie Schneider

#4. At Dust or Magic, they call the iPad a rattle on steroids.

Anonymous

#5. Humility is a necessary veil to all other graces.

William Gurnall

#6. Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.

Rita Rudner

#7. In spite of its romantic frisson, the position of muse is very vague and largely thankless for the muse herself.

Katie Roiphe

#8. People with developmental disabilities and mental illness are only handicapped by how much we underestimate them.

Donna Kirk

#9. If writing a book were easy everyone would be doing it. Oh, wait, everyone is.

Simone Pond

#10. Intelligent women make the mistake of assuming that if they hold a higher degree, they can hold their own in a political debate, and they have a good understanding of mid-caps

Sherry Argov

#11. Maybe the bottom of my own night is a darkness I cannot descend into without "the light that is within me" becoming dark.

Pat Schneider

#12. My singing ... I'll just say it simple as possible: it's just godly.

Michael Jackson

#13. You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen.

Dan Harmon

#14. It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

Garrison Keillor

#15. They should move 1st base back a foot to avoid all those close plays

John Lowenstein

#16. She is one of those ladies who is more beautiful at sixty than she could possibly have been at twenty. (how I hope someone says that about me someday)!

Mary Ann Shaffer

#17. I haven't said this yet, and I think I will say it. I stand by every word in the Hillary book to this day.

Edward Klein

#18. I think about her and only her. I count the seconds until she'll be with me
again. I choose her, as she chooses me.

Lauren Kate