Dark Garden Humor Quotes

#1. Kiss me back into place and remind me why we can't be together.

Ahmed Mostafa

#2. President Obama clearly cannot run on his record. All he's offering is more of the same. That's not good. Look at the economy. It's stagnating. And so, what they're now going to try and do is bring this campaign down to little things, distractions, distortions, smear, fear, anger, frustration.

Paul Ryan

#3. It seems to me that all the things we keep in sealed boxes are both alive and dead until we open the box, that the unobserved is both there and not.

John Green

#4. Janie.
Does not like.
To be called.
Buffy.

Lisa McMann

#5. Never delegate. Always empower.

Mike Krzyzewski

#6. We always love those who admire us; we do not always love those whom we admire.

Rupert Brooke

#7. It is my belief that, given the necessary physical likeness, it was far easier to pretend to be king of Ruritania than it would have been to personate my next-door neighbor.

Anthony Hope

#8. Because everyone knew, in an embarrassing situation, if you couldn't see the person you were trying to hide from, they weren't actually there.

Kristen Ashley

#9. When you are independent you learn strategies of self empowerment

Marcelle Hinkson

#10. Yeah. Like when someone doesn't know their vision isn't perfect. They think they can see fine. But the moment they put those glasses on for the first time, they see everything so clearly, so vivid. They realize how much detail and beauty they've been missing. That's Hetch. He's my glasses.

River Savage

#11. I'm plain incapable of getting angry with Angela Merkel and likewise.

Donald Tusk

#12. The terrible thing about having New York go stale on you is that there's nowhere else. It's the top of the world.

John Dos Passos

#13. You...mulched him?'
I bought a few extra trees, and when we ran out of room around the house, I suggested one by the road. You can't even tell the dirt was dug up now.

Paul Melko