Custard Pie Quotes

#1. Custard is controversial: what makes it a custard, how best to cook it and, crucially, is it to be eaten or put in a pie and thrown?

Yotam Ottolenghi

#2. Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie.

James David Barber

#3. Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce ...

Cassandra Clare

#4. We fired pie filling. That was the Faroes. When they tried to board us, we hit them with forty-five gallon shots of custard and banana creme.

Paul Watson

#5. Joy is a deeply felt contentment that transcends difficult circumstances and derives maximum enjoyment from every good experience.

Charles R. Swindoll

#6. Thinking well is integral to acting righteously. Truth and spirituality are of a piece: to know the truth is to do it. There is no dichotomy between the two. To be spiritual is to know/do the truth.

James W. Sire

#7. The world is getting very much more competitive.

Charlie Munger

#8. Telling the truth should be kept as a last resort, Daniel, even more so to a nun

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#9. And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Rowan Atkinson

#10. I don't know where the universe came from or what happens to creatures when they die. I don't know if the whole thing's an unravelling accident or an inscrutable design. I don't know how one should live - but I know that one should live, if one can possibly bear it.

Glen Duncan

#11. Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.

Hyman Rickover

#12. Then there was a time I woke up and there was your world coming at me like a custard pie thrown by the Creator and, well, I landed in the sea not far from the Circumfence widdershins of Krull.

Terry Pratchett

#13. I am very excited to be here in Wales and look forward to putting on the Cardiff Blues shirt.

Jonah Lomu

#14. God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

Margaret Forster

#15. I'm a big supporter of Joe Johnston and I think that 'Captain America' is going to be really fun and I gather that the story is really interesting. It just wasn't what I wanted to do next, to be honest.

Emily Blunt

#16. And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.

George Orwell

#17. Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.

Rudyard Kipling

#18. I come from a background of experimental music which mingled real sounds together with musical sounds.

Ennio Morricone

#19. There are a lot of colloquialisms in the Cantonese language that can never be represented aptly in Mandarin.

Jia Zhangke

#20. Lillian Hellman wrote a play called The Little Foxes. In it a young girl tells her mother that some people eat the earth, like locusts, and others stand around and watch them do it.

Sylvain Reynard

#21. God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

Lynn Redgrave

#22. There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ...

Joe Hill

#23. Again its time to pray for peace.

Reba McEntire

#24. When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now

Wallace Stegner

#25. We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

Mack Sennett