Top 100 Cupcake Quotes

#1. Then why have you been talking about her for the past half hour straight?" His friend glanced over at him, a cheeky grin on his face, and the rockstar glared exaggeratedly.
"I have not."
"You definitely have. I missed an entire episode of Cupcake Wars because you've got a crush.

Andrea D. Smith

Cupcake Quotes #85352
#2. Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.

Richelle Mead

Cupcake Quotes #104451
#3. Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike ... except in California.

Alan Moore

Cupcake Quotes #164159
#4. Instead of asking WHY you had to do it, how about just thanking Him for safely bringing you THROUGH it.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #169020
#5. If you want self-esteem." "Do estimable acts" ~ V, from A Piece of Cake: Memoir

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #182983
#6. I checked my phone messages. Three in all.
The first was from Joe. "Hey, Cupcake." That was it. That was the whole message.
The second was from Ranger. "Yo." Ranger made Joe look like a chatterbox.

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #192112
#7. Cowboy up, cupcake.

Alexandra Fuller

Cupcake Quotes #212312
#8. You do the foot work, and leave the results up to God.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #219719
#9. Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #272221
#10. Travel magazines are just one cupcake after another. They're not about travel. The travel magazine is, in fact, about the opposite of travel. It's about having a nice time on a honeymoon, or whatever.

Paul Theroux

Cupcake Quotes #274414
#11. <> What kind of parties does she go to - cupcake parties? <> I think she meant beer. <> Oh, right.

Rainbow Rowell

Cupcake Quotes #299859
#12. You better hope she doesn't say a word," Gabe warned, lifting a finger to Uri's nose.
Uri grabbed the finger laughing, "What are you going to do, cupcake? Seduce me to death, in all your sexy glory?"
"Just shut up," Gabe groaned, pushing the door shut in his friend's face.

Wendy Owens

Cupcake Quotes #302056
#13. There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

Phyllis Diller

Cupcake Quotes #316223
#14. New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani fired his wife, Donna Hanover, as official hostess of the mayor's mansion last weekend. He's got his own idea of what a hostess should be. He wants a little cupcake.

Argus Hamilton

Cupcake Quotes #327341
#15. Mandy's description of "yummy" was so very incorrect. A cupcake was yummy.

Katie Reus

Cupcake Quotes #333341
#16. I totally let myself indulge, but I make little deals with myself. If I have an extra cupcake, I'll run a couple of extra miles. I think it's all about balance and not getting into extremes with dieting and exercising. Having a healthy attitude is important, too!

Megan Hilty

Cupcake Quotes #339839
#17. America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.

Gloria Steinem

Cupcake Quotes #352587
#18. Thanks for outing me. (Alix)
Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cupcake Quotes #354516
#19. I wore a pink Betsey Johnson dress to my prom, and I pretty much looked like a pink cupcake. I loved that dress!

Sarah Gadon

Cupcake Quotes #367339
#20. Sometimes in the midst of all your boy drama, you just need a cupcake.

Susane Colasanti

Cupcake Quotes #381318
#21. A cupcake is like a great pop song. The whole world in less than three minutes. And it's impossible to have a bad cupcake. In New York you walk everywhere. So I'm always looking, always on the eternal search for the perfect cupcake. I take them very seriously. It's like hunting and gathering for me.

Laurel Nakadate

Cupcake Quotes #393576
#22. He shifts awkwardly, and I realize a few things:
First, I'm still clinging to a stranger I fell into like an idiot.
Second, before he moved, I think I felt something hard. Down there. Maybe.
Third, I have cupcake all over my face.

Helena Rac

Cupcake Quotes #410666
#23. How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?"
"If I have to.

Rachel Caine

Cupcake Quotes #418376
#24. Cyrus is the meat and potatoes of my life, but Prudence was a cupcake I could enjoy just for the sheer sweetness of being with her.

Bette Lee Crosby

Cupcake Quotes #458802
#25. When you look at a cupcake, you've got to smile.

Anne Byrn

Cupcake Quotes #493695
#26. You didn't introduce your little cupcake to me. How rude, especially after I've tasted her lips and her fright, her want." He licked his lips again and smiled at me. "All were delicious.

Shelly Crane

Cupcake Quotes #504177
#27. You're such a cupcake.

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #516150
#28. Life is biting into a cupcake and finding an eyeball at its center.

Alexandra Sirowy

Cupcake Quotes #545117
#29. Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts."
I looked over at him.
All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now."
Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic.

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #549761
#30. About that proposal, cupcake..."
Morelli

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #552211
#31. This was like discovering your vanilla cupcake had a chocolate fudge center.

Genevieve Dewey

Cupcake Quotes #561006
#32. Oprah got her money," she snapped. "You trying to get YOURS! No, turn off that fuckin' TV and get to studying!

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #579175
#33. Life's meant to be sweet! Grab a cupcake and enjoy the ride!

Kimmie Easley

Cupcake Quotes #579945
#34. You know," I told him,"if you don't know how to eat a cupcake, that's nothing to be ashamed of."
Now he did smile. "I know how to eat a cupcake."
"Sure you do."
"I do," he said. "I just don't want one of those."
"Yeah? Prove it.

Sarah Dessen

Cupcake Quotes #583783
#35. When guys in camouflage pants and hunting hats sat around in the Four Aces Diner talking about fearsome things done out-of-doors, I would no longer have to feel like such a cupcake.

Bill Bryson

Cupcake Quotes #599300
#36. I would love to have Snoop Dogg waiting in my office in a cupcake-print suit to tell all my problems to. Wouldn't we all?

Mindy Kaling

Cupcake Quotes #600982
#37. Dear God, that man has a magnificent body.' ... 'It's like having a cupcake thrust in front of your face and not being allowed to have a lick of the icing.

J.L. McCoy

Cupcake Quotes #615633
#38. I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or shoes or handbags, and she won't be a threat to men.

Joanna Trollope

Cupcake Quotes #617053
#39. Come on, Barbie. Please. Do it for your favorite cupcake.

Gena Showalter

Cupcake Quotes #617120
#40. Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service.
Hudson
Angel icing? That's the craziest, corniest, most whack-ass stuff I've heard in my life

Sarah Ockler

Cupcake Quotes #630649
#41. Niccolo released a quick breath. "Will you assist me or not?" he said. "Sure, my little cupcake of despair. Now, normally I charge $12.99 plus shipping and handling, but in this case I'll cut you a deal.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Cupcake Quotes #636748
#42. On my honor, I ain't ever tasting another woman's sexual
favors. Even if the bakery offers 'em up in a cupcake wrapper and
calls 'em whipped dreams.

Jamie Farrell

Cupcake Quotes #646729
#43. Those big green eyes were even bigger than usual as she stared at the two of them. For a moment, she looked like a kid who'd found the last cupcake on the planet.

Sophie Oak

Cupcake Quotes #648684
#44. You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful so eat the damn red velvet cupcake!

Emma Stone

Cupcake Quotes #655149
#45. Always remember the acronym for "FEAR" can mean one of two things: Fuck Everything And Run or Face Everything And Recover.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #677749
#46. You've gotta be very careful that grace and politeness do not merge into a banality of behavior, where we're just nice, sort of 'death by cupcake.'

Bono

Cupcake Quotes #708314
#47. She talked about wanting to be a part of something, wanting to be desired, to be 'special', craving to be loved. She talked about experiencing the kind of loneliness so immense it could swallow you up. She called it 'loneliness that crowds couldn't cure'.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #723225
#48. I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don't deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I'm having a Sprinkles cupcake. But I'm not going to have one every day ... you just have to have a sensible outlook on all of it.

Abigail Spencer

Cupcake Quotes #732278
#49. Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #746167
#50. By contrast, my method of eating a cupcake was quite straightforward - step one: gobble it down one large bite at a time until there's nothing left. That's it.

Meg Donohue

Cupcake Quotes #763363
#51. Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?

John Corwin

Cupcake Quotes #784128
#52. I'm really boring. I get up early. I go to bed early. I don't smoke or drink. I mean, I'll eat a cupcake. I'm just not a crazy, stay-out-all-night sort of person. I love writing.

Karin Slaughter

Cupcake Quotes #804256
#53. Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

Brian P. Cleary

Cupcake Quotes #809081
#54. Hey, heads up. The hottest doctor in town just came by and coerced me into telling him where you were. I folded like a cheap suitcase. Sorry, but he's hard to say no to. Don't be mad. I owe you a cupcake.

Jill Shalvis

Cupcake Quotes #848847
#55. Are you serious? Vi's arm has been magically barbequed and you think she
needs a cupcake?

Rachel Morgan

Cupcake Quotes #856618
#56. We post photos of the Halloween costumes and the mustaches made of cupcake frosting. We don't record the tantrums?and that's as it should be. But we shouldn't mistake that for reality. It's stagecraft.

Libby Copeland

Cupcake Quotes #877276
#57. It's okay to be afraid. It's not okay to let the fear STOP you.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #879624
#58. Sometimes I see really skinny girls. They may look great, but ... they're not happy. Have a cupcake.

Kathy Wakile

Cupcake Quotes #881331
#59. I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.

Sarah Ockler

Cupcake Quotes #892690
#60. PEASEBLOSSOM
A gloaming peace this evening with it brings
In the countryside where we lay our scene
Toad-ballad accompan'd, crickets sing,
and cupcake crumbs make fairy hands unclean.
An indignant Moth squeaked, There were cupcakes?!

Lisa Mantchev

Cupcake Quotes #914858
#61. Im wearing an outfit that looks just like a cupcake ... a pink frothy blouse, low cut ... everything a little inappropriately girlie ... Pink, pink, lot of pink, ... Out of Practice.

Jennifer Tilly

Cupcake Quotes #941692
#62. I wondered how television worked. I thought about how an interior decorator decided on colors and styles. I wondered, when babies tarted learning how to walk, if they didn't know that that couldn't walk.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #947615
#63. A homemade cupcake deserves a homemade icing.

Kim Knott

Cupcake Quotes #966352
#64. You are mine, Cupcake. Every part of you.

Sylvia Pierce

Cupcake Quotes #968677
#65. The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)

Elaine Kagan

Cupcake Quotes #982727
#66. Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.

Joss Stirling

Cupcake Quotes #1001884
#67. Ronan and I have always had a fucked up way of going about things. The first time he fucked me, it was next to my dead boyfriend's body. The first blowjob, in a basement he uses to kill people. He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake.

A. Zavarelli

Cupcake Quotes #1008985
#68. I'd learned not to put a question mark where God put a period.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #1010119
#69. What kind of parties does she go to - cupcake parties? I think she meant beer. Oh, right.

Rainbow Rowell

Cupcake Quotes #1025923
#70. Oh, get off the cross!" V shouted when I shared my thoughts with her on the phone. "We need the wood!

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #1041304
#71. Let Them Eat My A** Like A Cupcake

Nicki Minaj

Cupcake Quotes #1042426
#72. What are their names? Psycho and Killer?"
He shook his head. "Cupcake and Twinkie."
My mouth dropped open. "You're kidding."
A grin flitted across his lips. "Afraid not."
If naming them after dessert snacks had been Miss Marva's attempt to make them seem cute, it wasn't working.

Lisa Kleypas

Cupcake Quotes #1062293
#73. He isn't at all sweet. But if I wanted sugar, I'd eat a fucking cupcake. I

A. Zavarelli

Cupcake Quotes #1105444
#74. That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

Rick Riordan

Cupcake Quotes #1107258
#75. Dolores Umbridge may have looked like an iced cupcake, but she was anything but sweet. She

J.K. Rowling

Cupcake Quotes #1112145
#76. We do have a love fest [at home]. It's like, 'I'm making you a cupcake.' Then it's like, 'Well, I made you a cake.' And it's like, 'Well I made you a cake with a cupcake on top and candles.'

Dianna Agron

Cupcake Quotes #1139806
#77. No! I don't want to Ouija, or do the pendulum thing, and I swear if I see one tarot card or rune stone I'll yack cupcake all over you. (Grace)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cupcake Quotes #1181745
#78. There could be no more welcome sight in the life of a single woman than that of a hunk with a dish towel over his shoulder bringing you a cupcake.

Becky Wade

Cupcake Quotes #1186406
#79. I'll never turn down a red velvet cupcake.

Shay Mitchell

Cupcake Quotes #1192205
#80. Some breakfast cereals only come into their own as children's party treats: what are cornflakes and Coco Pops for, if not to clump together with melted chocolate and spoon into a cupcake holder?

Yotam Ottolenghi

Cupcake Quotes #1216407
#81. Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your ...

Rick Riordan

Cupcake Quotes #1319998
#82. Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.

Rachel Caine

Cupcake Quotes #1335272
#83. Given the choice between eating this cupcake or watching Ryan Gosling and Jon Hamm wrestle each other for the privilege of having sex with me, I'd choose the cupcake.

Lisa Kleypas

Cupcake Quotes #1369105
#84. Paulie Pastrami learned that a misunderstanding could often be settled with a cupcake.

James Proimos

Cupcake Quotes #1374387
#85. I've always had a passion for life and I think that translated into a bit of overindulgence. What can I say? I've never met a cupcake I didn't like.

Jasinda Wilder

Cupcake Quotes #1377507
#86. We can make little cupcakes together. You can be my plus-one. Or it can just be me and you. But you and me is not negotiable. I kind of need you, cupcake. Have ever since I met you." I

Tammy Falkner

Cupcake Quotes #1401102
#87. Kota popped in beside North. He glanced around, a finger touching the bridge of his glasses. Were we not invited to the ... zombie-nail-painting-cupcake party?

C.L.Stone

Cupcake Quotes #1416930
#88. I'm not Tom Cruise. I don't have to look that good. I'm always going to have a problem because I'm thought of as someone edgy, but I'm not. I'm a cupcake.

Lance Henriksen

Cupcake Quotes #1443065
#89. Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

Ray Toro

Cupcake Quotes #1513088
#90. I wish I could have a cupcake,

Lois Lowry

Cupcake Quotes #1529393
#91. If you bake a cupcake, the world has one more cupcake. If you become a circus clown, the world has one more squirt of seltzer down someone's pants. But if you win an Olympic gold medal, the world will not have one more Olympic gold medalist. It will just have you instead of someone else.

Steven E. Landsburg

Cupcake Quotes #1541843
#92. There's this secret Korean taco/cupcake truck I go to. To find it, you have to bring a hard-boiled egg to this deli in Bushwick where they give you the address.

Kurt Braunohler

Cupcake Quotes #1548631
#93. I just wanted the cupcake," Nathan said. "Let me have that one." I laughed, shaking my head. Nathan took the cupcake from Luke, held the edge, and started pulling the paper away.

C.L.Stone

Cupcake Quotes #1565145
#94. You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it.

Janet Evanovich

Cupcake Quotes #1579393
#95. My grandmother say you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas. A hard head makes a soft behind. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get.

Cupcake Brown

Cupcake Quotes #1592436
#96. A dragon just gave me a piece of jewelry," she said. She took another swig and handed the bottle back to Graydon. "Have I been added to his hoard?"
He shook his head and drank too. "No, cupcake," he said. "I'm pretty sure you've replaced it.

Thea Harrison

Cupcake Quotes #1607115
#97. My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant.

Jen Lancaster

Cupcake Quotes #1621258
#98. Oh no, if you really want to be wicked to him, nuke it first. (Geary)
Yeah, but given his reaction to the cupcake, that might overload his taste buds with pleasure and kill him. (Tory)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cupcake Quotes #1626970
#99. These aren't cupcake sprinkles.

Aprilynne Pike

Cupcake Quotes #1638907
#100. taste it! it's to die for!

Vee Jocson

Cupcake Quotes #1642395

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