Cuckold Quotes

#1. He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?

William Wycherley

#2. I don't think you should make so many off-colour jokes about him becoming a cuckold. You're only getting away with it because he doesn't know what it means.' 'That's the beauty of the English language. One can wrap insults inside elegance, like popping anchovies into pastry.

Christopher Fowler

#3. DeVere smiled. A mistress is a fine thing, Ned, but a married mistress with a compacent husband is the very best bargain. They cost far less tokeep, make fewer demands, and should any inconvenient package arrive, it may easily be presented to the cuckold, an altogether neat arrangement.

Victoria Vane

#4. The man who has no wife is no cuckold.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#5. A man cannot speak but he judges himself

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#6. It's a dimissive term to say the Irish team are plucky because it rings back to the old days when we went out and gave it a lash, set our hair on fire and ran after the opposition for 20 minutes and, if they survived that, they beat us by 50 points.

Eddie O'Sullivan

#7. Don't forget guys, while I'm fucking, you can use my mouth anytime you want.

Camilla Barret

#8. Valor is the contempt of death and pain.

Tacitus

#9. Paimon would never believe the lie I was about to tell. That was the really weird thing about evil. Lying to God was better than lying to the devil: Good will forgive you.

Rick Yancey

#10. Neither the Nazis nor the Communists, he affirms, acted because of their atheism. They were simply keen to kill a great many people. Atheism had nothing to do with it. They might well have been Christian Scientists.

David Berlinski

#11. On the Path, it's impossible to know how you are doing because it's the judger who is disappearing.

Krishna Das

#12. If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

Woody Allen

#13. Introduction to Amanda. - The equal measure of fear and desire her double-barrelled bust induced was plain to see. It might have been a mundane observation but it was something of an epiphany to Amanda just what it meant to be the only person in the room wearing a bra.

Francine Scott

#14. I live by never saying what if?...

Lisa Forest

#15. Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.

Michael R. Underwood