Top 34 Cryer Quotes

#1. Every time one person gets a piece of information, the likelihood of that information being exposed grows exponentially. It's no longer two people. It's two people squared.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #180200
#2. Let's see, what else? Oh, yeah, Charlie Sheen. (How long were you waiting for me to talk about him - be honest?)

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #314756
#3. I feel like I could dominate the origami field. I think I have enormous potential in that area.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #338693
#4. Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #373114
#5. Such a terrible word, terminate. A word from a brave new world in which only the flawless are allowed to be born.

Jan Ellison

Cryer Quotes #377109
#6. I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them.

April Bowlby

Cryer Quotes #440159
#7. I grew up loving TV so much. It was such an integral part of my youth, and I was completely an Emmy geek.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #498084
#8. If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #621455
#9. To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #638061
#10. I would have been glad if it had been the Lord's will to let one of my children live.

Karen Cecil Smith

Cryer Quotes #719738
#11. Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?

Barry Cryer

Cryer Quotes #735139
#12. I try to save being angry for the really important moments - for special occasions.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #750523
#13. Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Barry Cryer

Cryer Quotes #801576
#14. Sarcasm is lost in print.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #813306
#15. I would always have been the geek who's your friend. I will never be the dark guy with a sensitive side, as much as I yearn to be.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #887368
#16. Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.

St John Morris

Cryer Quotes #927722
#17. Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #964710
#18. Nobody in show business can possibly get away with making fun of their boss.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #965573
#19. I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1017164
#20. Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1147539
#21. Mostly, I have to say as an actor, to find a character that's been rich enough for 10 seasons of shows ... that's very rare.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1247607
#22. I'm kind of a contagion cryer. You know how when one person starts yawning, everyone else starts yawning too? Or when someone vomits, the smell makes you want to hurl? I'm like that, except with crying.

Nicola Yoon

Cryer Quotes #1253225
#23. Critics can say horrible things. It only hurts when I agree with them.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1257758
#24. It must not be supposed that the heavens or the luminaries are endowed with life(3). For they are inanimate and insensible(4). So that when the divine Scripture saith, Let the heavens rejoice and the earth be glad(5), it is the angels in heaven and the men on earth that are invited to rejoice.

John Damascene

Cryer Quotes #1285885
#25. I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?

Barry Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1303558
#26. You can't do television shows caring whether or not the network picks you up. You can only do them enjoying the work, because if you're always on pins and needles about whether you'll be picked up, you'll lose your mind. I learned that the hard way.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1368979
#27. Show God what yer made of, man. Pucker up and kiss the cross.

Mary Doria Russell

Cryer Quotes #1399138
#28. Everyone is asleep. They've been asleep for years. You seemed ... awake.
I'm tired of sleeping.

Lauren Oliver

Cryer Quotes #1418244
#29. Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Matt Groening

Cryer Quotes #1483037
#30. They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

Barry Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1603300
#31. I can't imagine Jon Cryer performing with the New York Philharmonic isn't one of the signs of apocalypse.

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1623471
#32. Art's a very metaphysical activity. It's something that enriches the parameters of your life, the possibilities of being, and you touch transcendence and you change your life. And you want to change the life of others, too. That's why people are involved with art.

Jeff Koons

Cryer Quotes #1643864
#33. On the stage you develop a character that's different from yourself. In a film they're always saying, 'Walk over here. Say this line. Be you.'

Jon Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1784517
#34. Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck

Barry Cryer

Cryer Quotes #1785339

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