Cricket Humour Quotes

#1. To rankling poison hast thou turned in me the milk of human kindness.

Friedrich Schiller

#2. Wretched game, cricket, keeping romantic youths out in the sun when they should be indoors, applying balm to the foreheads of feverish young maidens.

Ruskin Bond

#3. When you grew up in France in the 1970s and 80s, the Vel' d'Hiv wasn't part of the history program.

Tatiana De Rosnay

#4. Woe to those who spare no expense. I should know, since these are travelers who scorn AWAP for holidays in "foreign" countries so comfortable they qualify as near death experiences.

Lionel Shriver

#5. Lies are told only to convey to someone that one has no need either of him or his good opinion.

Theodor Adorno

#6. The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you.

Graham Gooch

#7. The foundations of any subject may be taught to anybody at any age in some form.

Jerome Bruner

#8. In its power, clarity and shear beauty, Mack Bailey's voice reminds me of no one more than my friend, the late John Denver. I love to hear this man sing.

Tom Paxton

#9. I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.

J.E. Fison

#10. He'd devoured the goat in two bites, then gone back to enjoying the wildflowers.

Sarah J. Maas

#11. Tristan was silent for a few moments, looking at the leaves before them. "Life isn't about the past and the future. It's about today." He paused. "It's about five minutes from now and two seconds ago. It's moments, you know? Not years. Years aren't what define us.

Chelsea Fine

#12. Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they're crazy*
* some are dumb, too, but that's another story.

Gregory Cochran

#13. I'm very close to my parents and my grandma.

Emeraude Toubia

#14. Pestom madam."
"Yes, Floote, that! Brilliant. Full of garlic." To illustrate her point, she took another mouthful before continuing. "Seems they put garlic in positively everything here. Absolutely fantastic.

Gail Carriger