Credit Score Funny Quotes

#1. Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

Illmaculate

#2. I think most people who get into their 50s reassess what made sense and what didn't make sense.

T.D. Jakes

#3. Letting yesterday affect today will only destroy the excitement of tomorrow.

Michelle Cruz-Rosado

#4. Orgasms are a myth. Like good credit scores.

Kelly Moran

#5. The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy.

Woodrow Wilson

#6. Accepting that we have weaknesses becomes a strength.

Joseph M. Marshall III

#7. You go into the book store, there's the cut-out of Dr. Phil, and then the dreaded women's health section where every book, instead of the menopause book with the fanged Medusa head on the cover that might be more pertinent, you always see a flower and a poppy and a daisy and a stethoscope.

Sandra Tsing Loh

#8. God is not exempt from emotional pain ... One the contrary, God's pain is as infinite as His love.

Terryl L. Givens

#9. Winter and Summer
While it's summer people say
Winter is the better season.
Such is human reason.
Kamijima Onitsura

Reiko Chiba