Nancy Cartwright Quotes

#1. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

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#2. Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

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#3. Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

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#4. If evidence-based policy is to do its job then, it is best to construe evidence widely enough to cover all the facts without which you will not have a good argument.

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#5. Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

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#6. I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

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#7. Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

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#8. I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

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#9. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

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#10. The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

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#11. I will not get very far with this attitude.

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#12. The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

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#13. I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

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