Crap Happens Quotes

#1. Crap happens in everybody's life all of the time, and the quality of that person is more based on how they behave under duress than when there's nothing bad going down.

Laura Schlessinger

#2. Revenge is for children and the emotionally retarded.

Frank Herbert

#3. Courage is simply the willingness to be afraid and act anyway.

Robert Anthony

#4. Capitalism can be helpful, but it can also be destructive when it's used by huge enterprises worldwide for the sale of weapons.

Judy Collins

#5. As children, we played hide and seek with one another, as adults with ourselves.

Yahia Lababidi

#6. Malcolm gestures in the vague direction of ugly sad lonely crap, which as it happens is toward Times Square.

Chris Pavone

#7. I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

Mitch Hedberg

#8. There are as many routes to writing success as there are writers who got there. My advice, however, applies across the board: read widely, learn the craft by whatever means you can - workshops and writing programs are ideal, but even self-study can work - apply what you learn, and persevere.

Therese Fowler

#9. You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? ... The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.

William Hoffman

#10. 'Having' Your Cake ... a little perverted ...
'Eating' it too ... a lot perverted!

Josh Stern

#11. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.

Chuck Palahniuk

#12. Sometimes, when you do the music for a play, there are very clear boundaries as to what needs to be achieved. You're very much a little cog in a much bigger machine.

Richard Dawson

#13. Charm never made a rooster.

Dean Acheson

#14. I deal with the crap as it happens, and then it's gone. When you don't think about it, it lives forever.

Maggie Stiefvater

#15. The only way to live in any true security is to live so close to the bottom that when you fall you do not have far to drop, you do not have much to lose.

Dorothy Day

#16. Write. If you've always dreamed of being a writer, write. Even if you think what you write is crap, write. You might be surprised by what happens!

Stephen Woods

#17. And he said that he didn't want to have a war or anything like that again.

Samantha Smith

#18. If I'm writing about a modern-day suburb, there's going to be details of the home and furniture, and if I'm writing about a historical period, those details, those pieces of the world are going to be there as well, but they'll be simplified, because I'm cartooning it.

Gene Luen Yang

#19. Do you think it happens in real life? Pheromones and all that crap. Is it a bullshit theory some horndog dreamed up so he could justify why he's attracted to his mother or some shit?

Elle Kennedy

#20. No one gave a crap that I was the kid from 'Free Willy'. You're not in some wispy fantasyland where everyone's telling you 'yes' all the time, which happens a lot to actors.

Jason James Richter

#21. Sometimes shit happens and life can be a bastard. I'm scared of that crap. I don't know if I can fight or survive life's shit again.

Becca Lee

#22. The reader became the book; and summer night
Was like the conscious being of the book.

Wallace Stevens

#23. What happens at the cross is a "blessed exchange." God gathers up all our sin, all our broken-ass junk, into God's own self and transforms all that death into life. Jesus takes our crap and exchanges it for his blessedness.

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#24. In relationships... there are no failures. Just experiences.

Des Coroy

#25. The general or prevailing opinion in any subject is rarely or never the whole truth; it is only by the collision of adverse opinions that the remainder of the truth has any chance of being supplied

John Stuart Mill

#26. He is on a mission to rescue a people who are so utterly deceived most of them don't even want to be rescued.

John Eldredge

#27. You know, most good playwrights write seven good plays and then something happens and after that they're crap.

Sarah Kane