Consumer Reports Quotes

#1. I subscribe to Consumer Reports and as a consequence I own a first-class television set, an all but silent air conditioner and a very long lasting deodorant. My armpits never stink.

Walker Percy

#2. I don't like to change things too much. I think pretty hard about things before I jump in, and once I do, I feel, 'All right, I don't want to waste the energy of buying, selling this, going on Consumer Reports, test driving, buying, selling a house.' I feel life is to be lived.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#3. I love getting consumer reports. I think it's one of my favourite things, studying what people have to say about the product and then trying to make it better.

Maria Sharapova

#4. One of the functions of literary criticism, or reviewing, generally - and I, most of my reviews actually are not about literature - but one of the functions of that is basically the sort of Consumer Reports function of letting readers know whether this is something they want to read.

Louis Menand

#5. The same tools we need to use to keep this country safe by bringing terrorists to justice, because I guarantee you, if they have the opportunity and the means, they will take American lives.

Todd Tiahrt

#6. My mother had early-onset Alzheimer's, and it took her four years to die. She was only 44; I was 14.

Karolyn Grimes

#7. Women in narratives were always defined by their relations.

Lauren Groff

#8. We should always be aspiring to know more, and to better ourselves, and to improve ourselves. To improve ourselves, because that's how we improve the world around us, by working within us.

Lauryn Hill

#9. We change at least one person's life just by being born

Samantha Sotto

#10. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Ambrose Bierce

#11. Serve to goodness and to nothing else, to no other power! And how can you do this? Very simple: Do kindness!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. Bush looked straight into the camera and said 'We must preserve the sanctity of marriage!' You know, straight people are doing such a fucking great job.

Greg Proops

#13. At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.

Leon Askin