Conchords Bret Quotes

#1. It's definitely fun to play something you're not, which is always a good time. Who doesn't want to get to act like a jerk or a douche, every now and then?

Rob Riggle

#2. I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

Kevin Hart

#3. In your relationship, you should not have to play the detective to get to the truth; you should be able to ask the question and he give you the answer. It should be as simple as that.

Amari Soul

#4. We're in the money, the skies are sunny; old man depression, you are through, you done us wrong!

Al Dubin

#5. Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man!

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#6. I'm lucky. I have a high metabolism, so I pretty much eat anything and everything.

Dennis Quaid

#7. Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

Kevin Hearne

#8. The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time with your family and friends.

Scott Adams

#9. JEMAINE
Lisa?
BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.
JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.
BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

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#10. You must learn to enjoy life and have fun doing what you love

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. Apart from boosting our long-term economic strength like other Asian economic powers, Philippine companies expanding overseas and going beyond our comfort zones, or going to some uncharted territories, will help sharpen our management skills.

Andrew Tan

#12. Being brave and self-confident doesn't necessarily start inside ... It starts with the rest of the world, and it leads back to you.

Sarah Dessen

#13. I believe in feeling connected. Love is something that grows, that comes from nourishment; it builds. But there is a great feeling that happens, that is telling you, I don't want to leave this room!

Gisele Bundchen

#14. To be coordinated with the power of balance, your mind and your temple must be running parallel.

Peter Tosh

#15. Norstrom always used to say that I had two
different brains working alternatively in my head:
the well developed brain of a fool and the un-
developed brain of a sort of genius.

Axel Munthe

#16. The 'Muppets' were a very big part of my childhood, and 'Flight of the Conchords' definitely has elements of the 'Muppets' in it, specifically the way we mixed music and comedy.

Bret McKenzie