Phil Lester Quotes

#1. I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

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#2. I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

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#3. Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.

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#4. It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.

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#5. The moral of the story is even though that seemed like the end of the world back then, right now I can look back on it and laugh. And if anyone is going through something similar right now just know it will get better.

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#6. Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

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#7. Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

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#8. Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

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#9. If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

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#10. You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

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#11. Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

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#12. Normalness leads to sadness.

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