Top 5 Clever Humorous Quotes
#1. To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans
Zoe Marriott
#2. This is Nimrod, because of whose vile plan the world no longer speaks a single tongue.
Dante Alighieri
#3. I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour."
Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so shy about other people noticing them.
Derek Landy
#4. [ ... ] dropped his master's head upon the floor with a pretty loud crash, and then, without an effort to lift it up, gazed upon the bystanders, as if he had done something rather clever than otherwise.
Charles Dickens
#5. A clever, imaginative, humorous request can open closed doors and closed minds.
Percy Ross
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