Clergy Appreciation Day Quotes

#1. slept on the priest's floor last night. We got very drunk." "You and the padre got smashed? What was the occasion?" "Clergy Appreciation Day." "That's a thing?" "Apparently so. Got drunk with a priest last night. Broke a televangelist's wrist this morning. My new favorite holiday.

Tiffany Reisz

#2. You have to have an eye and a feeling for where things go. Writing visually, writing textually, writing sonically. Text is visual for me and images are textual. There is power in the way ideas are arranged, not just developed rhetorically. Form is everything.

Masha Tupitsyn

#3. I am the law." "Apparently. Heil." I click my heels together and salute.

Karen Marie Moning

#4. Wherever we are in life is where destiny has brought us. It doesn't mean we have to stay there.

James Redfield

#5. Is there a word more passionate than passion? Obsession, total immersion, the feeling that everything else doesn't matter.

Cynthia Ozick

#6. It's not that he doesn't love you enough to tell you the truth," she said. "It's that he loves you too much to risk it.

Jodi Picoult

#7. I wonder what happened to 'em all?"
"You," said the horse.
"Well, yes. But I always thought there'd be some more.

Terry Pratchett

#8. Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl ... or boy.

Adam Sandler

#9. Paris is an unsolved puzzle. She inspires me in a way that other places don't. And she demands more of me. Just try to write about her without bumping into cliche after cliche.

M.J. Rose

#10. I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

Gabriel Iglesias