Cleaning My Room Quotes

#1. I don't like people cleaning my room.

Larry David

#2. My parents paid me small amounts for cleaning my room or cleaning the dishes and stuff, but I never really had a real job before I started on my professional tennis career.

Caroline Wozniacki

#3. Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

Karl Kraus

#4. How do you know your boss is a lesbian?
It's when she always park her bike in a dike

Stephan Attia

#5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Erma Bombeck

#6. It was the same principle as cleaning a really messy room. You don't think about everything you have to do. You focus on one thing and get it done, then more onto the next.

Jim Butcher

#7. I have come to believe that mankind eternally hovers on the brinks of secret oceans of which it knows nothing.

Robert E. Howard

#8. Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning.

Frederick Lenz

#9. I fully grant that mysterious invisible room-cleaning is in a way great, every true slob's fantasy, somebody materializing and deslobbing your room and then dematerializing - like having a mom without the guilt.

David Foster Wallace

#10. Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners."
"And to cleaning," Michael said.
"Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?

Rachel Caine

#11. Surrender happens by Grace. All we're doing is cleaning up the room so when Surrender walks in, He can sit down.

Krishna Das

#12. Housework was comforting. In cleaning and restoring a room, one could assert control. One could even pretend, briefly, that life could be tidied the same way.

Robin Hobb

#13. Because I know where everything in this room is. All the books, the papers-and the moment they start cleaning, those things get hopelessly organized and tucked away, and I can never find them again.

Sarah J. Maas

#14. You won't want to leave when you've tasted Mom's fried chicken, Matt said with a touching faith in the power of grease.

Jane Davitt

#15. Muse grabbed the envelope. "Everything in here?" Chamique frowned. "Oh, no, you did not just ask me that." Muse

Harlan Coben

#16. The more you stand in the limelight, the more scarred you will become and the more you will love the limelight.

Preston Sturges

#17. Forty-three percent of highly qualified women with children are leaving careers, or "off-ramping", for a period of time.

Sheryl Sandberg

#18. He glanced at Flat Finn, who was positioned in one corner of the room, facing the wall. "What is Flat Finn doing? If he's urinating on the floor, you're cleaning it up."
...
"Is he in trouble? He has to stand in the corner and think about what he's done?

Jessica Park

#19. On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Robert Anton Wilson

#20. I think people would be happier if they admitted things more often. In a sense we are all prisoners of some memory, or fear, or disappointment - we are all defined by something we can't change.

Simon Van Booy

#21. Most of us will do anything to avoid facing ourselves

Lolly Daskal

#22. I'm not a fucking thinker, wisher, dancer, or whiner. I'm a fucking doer. Can't expect God to do it all now, can we? The man's got plenty to do already, I'm just doing my part and cleaning up my side of the room.

Lucian Bane

#23. He had an invisible sword. Really?
He walked through the lobby, got into a full elevator, and no one stared. He passed a cleaning lady in the hallway outside his room, and all she said was,"Hello there."
He had an invisible sword. Really.

Nils Johnson-Shelton

#24. But, though all our knowledge begins with experience, it by no means follows that all arises out of experience.

Immanuel Kant

#25. My workspace is a white room with a big computer monitor and a light box. It can be very messy. Sometimes I get into trouble with my husband for that. Then I run around like a lunatic cleaning up and creating the appearance of order.

Catherine Martin

#26. Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

Randall Dale Adams

#27. Find out the reason that commands you to write; see whether it has spread its roots into the very depth of your heart; confess to yourself you would have to die if you were forbidden to write.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#28. Crammed among the stacks of books in his room, the author treated literature as if each book were a window in a city of unstable skyscrapers, and he was the window-washer tasked with the impossible job of cleaning them all. - From "Pageturner" in 365 Tomorrows

Joseph Patrick Pascale