Classic Artemis Fowl Humor Quotes

#1. I did a movie with Clint Eastwood and I knew I wasn't going to be able to 'out-man' him.

Dylan McDermott

#2. What doubts, what hypotheses, what labyrinths of amusement, what fields of disputation, what an ocean of false learning, may be avoided by that single notion of immaterialism!

George Berkeley

#3. You don't know what you're talking about," he says. "And you shouldn't talk about things you know nothing about.

Lauren Barnholdt

#4. The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

Kerry Packer

#5. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Aldous Huxley

#6. You can't franchise the kingdom of God.

C. Christopher Smith

#7. Happy is the man, I thought, who, before dying, has the good fortune to sail the Aegean sea.

Nikos Kazantzakis

#8. Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.

Eoin Colfer

#9. Almost any decent cook will make food by eye and taste. Virtually all of my family cooked that way.

Steve Albini

#10. Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head.

Ann Landers

#11. I wonder if other mothers feel a tug at their insides, watching their children grow up into the people they themselves wanted so badly to be.

Jodi Picoult

#12. Your environment will eat your goals and plans for breakfast.

Steve Pavlina

#13. I'm going into battle, hope I don't get hit. Lord if your listening, get me out of this shit".

Walter Dean Meyers

#14. Power, like fear, had a taste. But power tasted better.

Lois Wyse

#15. A life full of love' is just another way to say living.

A.J. Compton