Top 52 Quotes About Artemis Fowl
#1. There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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#2. Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told.
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#3. (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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#4. Jon Spiro might have "stuff " that the military didn't have, but Artemis Fowl had "stuff " that humans had never seen.
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#5. She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.
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#6. Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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#7. A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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#8. Gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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#9. Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky ... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework.
"I know magic can be stolen," said Artemis. "Because I stole some myself.
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#10. Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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#11. Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
"Of course we did. They attacked us in Iceland. Remember?"
"No. I was unconscious.
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#12. This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot
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#13. Im riding a troll! i was born to do this,and steal stuff, and EAT LOADS!
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#14. Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed space and time together, weathered rebellions and tangled with demented despots. Coughed blood, lost digits, inhaled dwarf fumes and swapped eyeballs, yet they found holding hands awkward.
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#15. The boy who kidnapped Holly Short all those years ago would never have entertained the notion of sacrificing himself. But he was no longer that boy. His parents were restored to him, and he had brothers. And dear friends. Something else Artemis had never anticipated.
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#16. Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
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#17. Some people just needed to be stolen from.
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#18. HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting you do not own a copy of the rule book, and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
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#19. Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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#22. They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.
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#23. I don't know why it is, Captain Short, but whenever you start agreeing with me, I get decidedly nervous.
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#24. You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.
Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance.
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#25. Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.
"Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
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#26. Perhaps we can win, he thought. But there will be no happy ending
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#27. Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.
At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?
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#28. Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.
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#29. Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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#30. Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
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#31. The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
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#32. The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.
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#33. Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over
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#34. I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.
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#35. You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
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#36. Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you,scoffed Opal.
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#37. Nobody's death is impending."
... "Well technically everyone's death is impending.
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#38. Certain battles were won by retreating.
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#39. It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; then you could marry him."
Mulch imitated shock. "Romance outside your species. Now THAT's disgusting. What kind of weirdo would kiss someone when they weren't even part of the same species?
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#40. Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
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#41. Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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#42. Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.
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#43. Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon
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#44. So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis.
"And a T-shirt.
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#45. Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
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#46. Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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#47. Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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#48. Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?"
"Cheese made by dwarfs."
"Oh," said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually ... "
"No. What a horrible thought."
"Exactly.
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#49. Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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#50. I do remember, Holly. I remember it all. Especially you. It's a real comfort to have you here.
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#52. The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
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