Cinnamon Roll Quotes

#1. I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.

Mitch Hedberg

#2. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm preparing for a very big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll, but I don't want to look like I can't finish it. Or spell it.

Jim Gaffigan

#3. I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll, but I want there to be room for it.

Jim Gaffigan

#4. Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Lemony Snicket

#5. I think you're sweet and warm and soft and no one else - maybe not even you - can see it."
He sighed. Though she'd just described a cinnamon roll and not him, he delighted in the certainty of her tone.

Kate Roth

#6. Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Lemony Snicket

#7. Ten silver saxes, a bass with a bow, the drummer relaxes in between shows with his cinnamon girl.

Neil Young

#8. I'm getting fat ... as I planned. Luckily, my gut is intentional. I'm actually preparing for a big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll, but I want there to be room for it.

Jim Gaffigan

#9. There were two, three or four French Revolutions. Like a multi-stage rocket today, the Revolution involved several successive explosions and propellant thrusts.

Fernand Braudel

#10. I don't mean to brag or anything, but I'm preparing for a very big role. Sure, it's a cinnamon roll, but I don't want to look like I can't finish it. Or spell it.

Jim Gaffigan

#11. I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.

Mitch Hedberg

#12. An orange day, a happy day, a brand-new day in the secret language that only the three of us seemed to understand.
"Mmmmm," Daddy said, taking a bite of his roll. "Orange wakes you up, but cinnamon makes you remember.

Judith Fertig

#13. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

Nicki Elson

#14. You are consciousness dressed in form, my love. Consciousness is divine. Matter is divine. Creation is divine. Everything is divine. Are you somehow the only exception?

Martha N. Beck

#15. Fra Lippo, we have learned from thee A lesson of humanity: To every mother's heart forlorn, In every house the Christ is born.

Richard Watson Gilder

#16. It's strange how someone can look so normal but be so lost.

Shannon Wiersbitzky

#17. Eshgham, a term of endearment meaning my love

Soroosh Shahrivar

#18. I think you're sweet and warm and soft and no one else - maybe not even you - can see it."
He sighed. Though she'd just described a cinnamon roll and not him, he delighted in the certainty of her tone.

Kate Roth

#19. I think when somebody's painting they don't necessarily ... I'm not illustrating what I know. I'm mapping out, like topographically, some terrain I am satisfied with, how awkward that mark is.

Julian Schnabel

#20. He knew he probably sounded like an idiot to the scholars, but sometimes an idiot's perspective ended up getting more things done.

James Rollins