Chuckle Brothers Funny Quotes

#1. Life is short and love is over in the morning.

Ville Valo

#2. Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them." "Well, I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

Harper Lee

#3. What can that mean except that women's sexuality is what really defines them, not their brains and gifts and individuality and character, and certainly not their wishes or their ambitions or their will?

Katha Pollitt

#4. The only thing worth thinking about, when I write a story, is whether I like it, whether I want to write it, whether it excites me.

Theodora Goss

#5. People love others not for who they are but for how they make them feel.

Irwin Federman

#6. Yes, I'm a patriotic person. For these people who disgrace the American way and burn our flag and do all of these things ... I say, don't live here and disgrace my country. Go live in the Middle East and see how you like it.

Payne Stewart

#7. I have no formal proof, but I dare not believe that Jean-Marie Le Pen would treat me as collateral damage in the battle he is having with the party.

Marion Marechal-Le Pen

#8. I'm already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.

Shailene Woodley

#9. If you train too much, it can rule your life, and I don't think that's healthy - for men or women.

Luke Evans

#10. The universe may be timeless, but if you imagine breaking it into pieces, some of the pieces can serve as clocks for the others. Time emerges from timelessness. We perceive time because we are, by our very nature, one of those pieces.

Craig Callender

#11. Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

George Bernard Shaw