Christopher Moore Stupidest Angel Quotes

#1. I think I can connect with an audience because I know what it's like to be on the other side of it and I really remember all of that.

Lee DeWyze

#2. I always remember writing a page of jokes for a comedian and handing it to him backstage at a club and he read it and then took his cigarette lighter and lit the page on.

Garry Marshall

#3. If a person had delivered up your body to some passer-by, you would certainly be angry. And do you feel no shame in delivering up your own mind to any reviler, to be disconcerted and confounded?

Epictetus

#4. A colleague like Barnabas could comfort him (Paul) in illness and keep him from overstrain when fit.

John Charles Pollock

#5. It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Christopher Moore

#6. Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.

Christopher Moore

#7. The aim, if reached or not, makes great the life: Try to be Shakespeare, leave the rest to fate!

Robert Browning

#8. I keep joking that I'm in Jason Reitman Film School, because I keep asking him questions every single day about directing and I have a list of things that he's told me to do and not do and I definitely couldn't learn from a better person.

Diablo Cody

#9. There's no scientific basis for zombieism
except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a state of near death with almost imperceptible respiration and pulse, but there was no actual, you know, raising of the dead.

Christopher Moore

#10. Find your speed, maintain your velocity, keep it up, keep it consistent, and stay in the pocket.

Sonny Barger

#11. Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.

Christopher Moore

#12. Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.

Christopher Moore

#13. Do not cast away an honest man for a villain's accusation.

William Shakespeare

#14. Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

Mignon McLaughlin