The Stupidest Angel Quotes

#1. I'm fonder of you than anybody on earth. I couldn't tell you that in New York. It'd mean I was a faggot. That was what the Civil War was about. Abraham Lincoln was a faggot. He was in love with General Grant. So was Jefferson Davis. Lincoln just freed the slaves on a bet.

Ernest Hemingway,

#2. Women have a role to play in global development.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#3. Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of "Tangled Up in Blue" in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well, you know, Bob Dylan.

Christopher Moore

#4. Oh, how the pillars of lust can crumble under the weight of stupidity.

Christopher Moore

#5. I never wanted to be in movies. In a sense, I'm still a failure because I wanted to be a star on the stage.

Kirk Douglas

#6. There's no scientific basis for zombieism
except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a state of near death with almost imperceptible respiration and pulse, but there was no actual, you know, raising of the dead.

Christopher Moore

#7. Even as age humbles me it feeds my arrogance.
There is still nothing that interests me as much as myself.

Pete Townshend

#8. Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

Woody Allen

#9. He knew he wasn't supposed to die. He was supposed to come back so he could meet her because his heaven was where she was, even if he didn't know it at the time. And that's why he wasn't scared.

Katja Millay

#10. I wish you'd tell the truth, but since I know that isn't preferable--"
"The truth is always preferable, my dear. It's just not always wise.

Sabrina Jeffries

#11. That was where he came from,

Louis L'Amour

#12. Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.

Christopher Moore

#13. Drop the mind and the divine. God is not an object, it is a merger. The mind resists a merger, the mind is against surrender; the mind is very cunning and calculating.

Rajneesh

#14. Every time I draw a clean breath, I'm like a fish out of water.

Narcotics Anonymous

#15. It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

Christopher Moore

#16. The hardest thing to find is peace, though it lay in plain view

Patrick Carman

#17. Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

Shelby Metcalf