Christiansen Quotes

#1. I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn't Rainstorm Christiansen. I

S.E. Harmon

#2. There is actually a great book called Prima Donna by Rupert -Christiansen that deconstructs the myth. In fact, many of the women who were prima donnas were feminists and incredible forces for their time.

Rufus Wainwright

#3. When I was in fourth grade, we were learning vocabulary words, and the word nonconformist came up. The teacher said, "It's somebody who whatever everybody is doing, they do the opposite." I remember raising my hand and saying, "Mrs. Christiansen, I would like to be a nonconformist."

Nick Offerman

#4. Sometimes we just need to cry out, "God, I want to hold you!" and let His love comfort us. - Jan Christiansen -

Gary Chapman

#5. Good stories flow like honey but bad stories stick in the craw [gullet]. What is a bad story? It's a story that cannot be absorbed in the first time of reading. It's a story that leaves questions unanswered.

Arthur Christiansen

#6. Habit-forming products alleviate users' pain by relieving a pronounced itch.

Nir Eyal

#7. DREAMS ARE HERE TO BECOME REALITY.

Mickey Christiansen

#8. I learned how important it is to entertain people and give them a reason to come and watch you play.

Elvis Presley

#9. The book and the film [This Changes Everything] fed into each other in ways that were compounding and very exciting. The pain was shared.

Avi Lewis

#10. Show me a contented newspaper editor and I will show you a bad newspaper.

Arthur Christiansen

#11. There is no such thing as a permanent advertising success.

Leo Burnett

#12. Memory is identity ... You are what you have done; what you have done is in your memory; what you remember defines who you are; when you forget your life you cease to be, even before your death.

Julian Barnes

#13. It was my job to interest them in everything that was happening, to make the arrival of the Daily Express each morning an event, to show them the world outside Bolton and Bacup, to give them courage and confidence to overcome the drabness of their lives.

Arthur Christiansen

#14. She asked: "What can you promise?" He promised: "Things are about to be different.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#15. No matter how many media for the dissemination of news are created, there is one rule that should never be broken:TELLTHE PEOPLE!

Arthur Christiansen

#16. The more perfect one becomes, the less he is inclined to speak of the imperfections of others.

ElRay L. Christiansen

#17. If you are uncomfortable in saying no, practice in front of the mirror to get used to seeing yourself say no. It's good practice, especially for you. Like anything else, you need to practice to make it work in real life, and you need to start NOW.

James Christiansen

#18. Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX.

Tom Christiansen

#19. Twenty-two astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about your state
that makes people want to flee the Earth?"
- Stephen Colbert to Congresswoman Stephanie Tubbs Jones,
"The Colbert Report," November 3, 2005

Stephen Colbert

#20. We never waste space saying, 'On the one hand.' We just state an opinion in a Godlike voice.

Arthur Christiansen

#21. C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.

Tom Christiansen

#22. To make decisions while infuriated is as unwise and foolish as it is for a captain to put out to sea in a raging storm.

ElRay L. Christiansen

#23. News, news, news - that is what we want. You cannot beat news in a newspaper.

Arthur Christiansen

#24. Great fiction is the art of a soul.

Douglas Christiansen

#25. Missionary service is not only a test of faith but a real test of character.

ElRay L. Christiansen

#26. Huh? Windows was designed to keep the idiots away from Unix so we could hack in peace. Let's not break that.

Tom Christiansen

#27. Widespread justification formulate the most significant obstacles on the way to achieving a dream

Sunday Adelaja

#28. My approach to newspapers was based on the idea that when you looked at the front page you said: 'Good heavens', when you looked at the middle page you said: 'Holy smoke', and by the time you got to the back pagewell, I'd have to utter a profanity to show how exciting it was.

Arthur Christiansen

#29. Remember the people in the back streets of Derby.

Arthur Christiansen

#30. At the beginning, your love supports your marriage. Later on, your marriage supports your love.

Larry Christiansen

#31. Philosophy, that leaned on Heaven before,
Shrinks to her second cause, and is no more.

Alexander Pope

#32. I should have known right then that I was dreaming. But oh how we hang on to dreams even when we are gifted the largest of clues.

Jesse Giles Christiansen

#33. If that makes your lawyers or managers happy, well, good for them. You still have a lot to worry about.

Tom Christiansen

#34. Good stories flow like honey. Bad stories stick in the craw. A bad story? One that cannot be absorbed on the first time of reading.

Arthur Christiansen

#35. Confession has a "consequence" too - a good consequence! A free and happy heart!

Stormie O'martian

#36. Out the window in the distance, contradicting the prairie, a mirage of downtown Chicago ascended to a kind of lurid acropolis, its light as if from nightly immolation warped to the red end of the spectrum, smoldering as if always just about to explode into open flames.

Thomas Pynchon