Chinese Restaurant Quotes

#1. Often, the truly great and valuable lessons we learn in life are learned through pain. That's why they call it "growing pains." It's all about yin and yang. And that's not something you order off column A at your local Chinese restaurant.

Fran Drescher

#2. [A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork.
from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals

Duff Goldman

#3. Beauty! Sid Morris said, addressing the dirty windows that looked out to the alley where, on certain Thursdays, the smell up from the Chinese restaurant across the street reached a point you could almost taste. Beauty! he said.

Kate Walbert

#4. I don't know exactly what a black Chinese restaurant would be, but I would sure love to see one.

Paul Beatty

#5. Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

Joy Behar

#6. Maybe I'm like acts of Congress or your favorite Chinese restaurant - you don't really want to know what's going on behind the door. I'm a real study in contrast, I expect, looking from without. But it adds up to what you get on stage.

David Lee Roth

#7. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.

Wes Anderson

#8. I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

Tommy Cooper

#9. I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

Dick Cavett

#10. Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!

Henny Youngman

#11. So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

Tim Vine

#12. Soup's on and I got a coupon.
Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon.
He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce ...
And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss."

Daniel Dumile

#13. I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

Paul Simon

#14. I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

Solomon Burke

#15. parking lot at Cris's apartment. The Chinese restaurant was packed. Cris's apartment was dark, but yellow light and dance music blared from the windows of the apartment next door. "Why

A.L. Anderson

#16. The MAX made a stop in Old Town. Grandma nudged me with her purse. "This is where we get off." I followed her from the MAX down an alley between a strip club and a Chinese restaurant. What? Your grandma doesn't hang out in places like that too?

Stacey Wallace Benefiel

#17. It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

Jason Alexander

#18. Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

Elena Kagan

#19. Anton brings the camera. I'll bring a tuba, wear black, not shave, and take us to a burned-down Chinese restaurant. (On being photographed by his longtime photo collaborator Anton Corbijn)

Tom Waits

#20. Place a padlock on your throat and hide the key.

Rumi

#21. He didn't need to touch me. His attention alone, recognizing my existence, send a flurry of sparks through my body.

Rebecca Donovan

#22. You're beautiful, he said bluntly, and I didn't expect you to be.

Dianne K. Salerni

#23. There are some things that should not be leaked without authorization.

Daniel Ellsberg

#24. When I go to work and when I'm in the public eye, I take much better care of myself. Because when I'm not working, I do indulge more.

Michelle Pfeiffer

#25. As long as I have the talent and there's a demand for the old Chinese man - whether he's a philosopher, or a master, or an old-time restaurant owner, or a villain, or a so-called good guy - I will always be working.

James Hong

#26. That night, Brazilian TV audiences saw the director of the Center for Physical Research welcome the Visiting Professor from the United States, but little did they know that the subject of their conversation was finding a girl to spend the night with!

Richard Feynman

#27. It is not easy to enter into the silence and reach beyond the many boisterous and demanding voices of our world and to discover there the small intimate voice saying: 'You are my Belived Child, on you my favor rests.'

Henri Nouwen

#28. --after that it's just a chase scene.

Neal Stephenson

#29. No, I don't want your money. The world moves less by money than by what you owe people and what they owe you. I don't like to owe anybody anything, so I keep to myself as much on the lending side as I can.

Haruki Murakami

#30. Anxiety is the gap between the NOW and the THEN. So if you are in the NOW, you can't be anxious, because your excitement flows immediately into ongoing spontaneous activity.

Bruce Lee

#31. I make the best Spanish omelettes in the world, but I won't tell you the recipe!

Hrithik Roshan

#32. Mature testing organizations tend to have five dirty tests for every clean test.

Steve McConnell

#33. Sometimes, to be silent is to be most eloquent.

Charlton Heston

#34. For some people,being mean to others is the point of their lives.

Jacqueline Rayner