
Top 65 Cheeseburger Quotes
#1. As guilty and fun as it is to go through a drive-thru and get a cheeseburger or whatever, I just feel like you can make your own burger at home. You know what's going into it. You know where it came from. And it's just easy to go back and forth to those drive-thrus. Just kick that habit!
Julianne Hough
#2. My favorite meal to make for myself is meatloaf.I prepare the the ground beef (I don't use anything else) and flatten it out so it's about 1/2 inch thick, then I spread shredded cheddar all over it, then I roll it up. It's amazing. Like a big cheeseburger.
Tim Gunn
#3. I write late into the night at the Tutweiler in downtown Birmingham, and try hard to turn down that second cheeseburger at Milo's over by UAB, which has the best one in the whole wide world.
Rick Bragg
#4. If steak is the tuxedo of meat, and bacon is the candy of meat, then a good cheeseburger is the mother's hug of meat.
Jim Gaffigan
#5. Judging from the state of my consciousness at the time, millions of years of hominid evolution had produced nothing more transcendent than a craving for a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake.
Sam Harris
#6. I'm a Midwesterner! Not being able to have a cheeseburger once in a while would be torture!
Jessica Capshaw
#7. I didn't feel the need to rub it in to every cheeseburger I conquered.
Stephenie Meyer
#8. I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.
Cameron Diaz
#9. Will I switch to E-reading? I won't, mainly because I love the look and feel of books - particularly hardbacks. I love them enough to put up with the minor hassles of lugging them around and maneuvering them in my lap and having to set them aside while I eat my cheeseburger.
Mary Roach
#11. As soon as I came to L.A., I was told that I was exotic. I'd think, But I'm from Miami! I'm as American as a cheeseburger!
Genesis Rodriguez
#12. I'm a McDonald's girl - several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal.
Nikki Cox
#13. My mom's a vegan. She grounded me for six months last summer for eating a cheeseburger from McDonald's. Can you imagine how long she'd ground me for eating a person?
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#14. I used to sit in front of McDonald's and ask people for dollars to get me a cheeseburger. It was bad.
T-Pain
#15. Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.
Matthew McConaughey
#17. A cheeseburger a day keeps the feelings away.
Jim Gaffigan
#18. I ordered a cheeseburger and a beer from a waitress who looked as though she wanted to be in one of those want-to-get-away? commercials. She called me hon. I love when a waitress calls me hon.
Harlan Coben
#19. You don't have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger.
Guy Fieri
#20. When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger and some pizza. And Oreos and vanilla ice cream!
Ciara
#21. You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.
"With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger ... in a heartbeat.
Lisa Kleypas
#22. Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.
Fletcher Knebel
#23. I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.
Jason Segel
#24. Shane Warne's idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand
Ian Healy
#25. I would kill for a cheeseburger. Honestly. If I stumbled across someone eating a cheeseburger, I would kill them for it.
Rick Yancey
#27. I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt."
"I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have to poison your mouth."
"Very funny. What are you having?"
"Something with onions and garlic.
Shannon Stacey
#28. I can't be on the cheeseburger diet all the time.
Bobby Flay
#29. Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget.
Caroline Knapp
#30. Presenting a rational argument to a person who has forsaken the use of reason is like asking a vegetarian to eat a cheeseburger.
Michel Templet
#32. And I wasn't convinced that it was a good idea, sort of like asking for advice on how to catch a baseball in your teeth or pick all the cheese off your cheeseburger.
Raymond Chen
#33. Your dollar cheeseburger isn't a dollar if you factor in what it's going to cost in health care.
Michael Specter
#34. I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
Drew Carey
#35. In one case, a group of innocent American tourists was taken on a tour bus through a country the members later described as "either France or Sweden" and subjected to three days of looking at old, dirty buildings in cities where it was not possible to get a cheeseburger.
Dave Barry
#36. Thank God for little brothers, especially those who can talk around a mouthful of cheeseburger.
J. Sterling
#37. 'Educational' refers to the process, not the object. Although, come to think of it, some of my teachers could easily have been replaced by a cheeseburger.
Terry Pratchett
#38. I'm drunk. Everything is comfortable. Except I wish I had a cheeseburger. I would eat it and use it as a pillow. Or maybe use it as a pillow and then eat it.
Karina Halle
#39. You could be a member of a special, macho, elite force, protecting mankind from insidios evil in all forms, including the triple-decker bacon cheeseburger."
"I can saftly say I've never battled a cheeseburger.
Kerrelyn Sparks
#40. It's important to keep a balanced diet, but I'm not a fan of deprivation. If I want a cheeseburger, I am not only going to eat that cheeseburger, but I'm going to enjoy that cheeseburger.
Heidi Klum
#41. I'm going to grab a cheeseburger," I told Patch. "Want anything?"
"Nothing on the menu."
I smiled. "Why, Patch, are you flirting with me?
Becca Fitzpatrick
#42. [From a typical McDonald's meal] this is how the laboratory measured our meal: soda (100%), milk shake (78%), salad dressing (65%), chicken nuggets (56%), cheeseburger (52%), and French fries (23%).
Michael Pollan
#43. Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.
Channing Tatum
#44. He's getting dumped. And he doesn't even know it yet. He's probably eating a cheeseburger or flossing or picking up his dry cleaning, and he has no idea. No inkling.
Sarah Dessen
#45. In a burst of hideous insight, DeDe realized the depth of her commitment to this marriage. She had just traded adultery for a cheeseburger and an order of french fries.
Armistead Maupin
#46. I can completely lose myself into just absolutely satisfying things - a really amazing cheeseburger, a pizza, good fries, a beer. I enjoy being comfortable and eating whatever the hell I like. It's a big thing for me, just having the freedom to be able to do that.
Channing Tatum
#47. Are we going to be a services power? The double-cheeseburger-hold-the-mayo kings of the world?
Lee Iacocca
#48. When I'm not working I'm a slug - a full slug. I am not good at the in-between. I'm either fever-pitched or want to just pass out on a beach with a really sleazy book and eat a cheeseburger.
Michael Kors
#49. Damn if that man didn't look as good as a double bacon cheeseburger, after a week spent camping with my vegan friends. Fuck my life.
Madeline Sheehan
#50. Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.
Jaye Wells
#51. Perhaps one feels more pain when parents are there. It's like when you're hungry, you know, it's worse to get a symbol of a cheeseburger than no cheeseburger at all. It doesn't do you any good, you know.
Yoko Ono
#52. Prince's music calmed me as much as masturbation or a cheeseburger.
Jonathan Lethem
#53. I'd love to see a cheeseburger right about now, though.
James Dashner
#54. Why do we get so angry at ourselves when we eat foods we love? Do you think guys walk around going, 'I just ate a cheeseburger and I'm so mad at myself?'
Martina Mcbride
#55. The first American word that I learned was cheeseburger. And the first sentence I learned was, "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast after 12 o'clock."
Callan McAuliffe
#56. There once was a woman named Story Easton who couldn't decide if she should kill herself, or eat a double cheeseburger.
Elizabeth Leiknes
#57. I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.
Kristen Stewart
#58. I would fly to Los Angeles just for a cheeseburger with pickles and extra tomatoes from In-N-Out.
Zoe Kravitz
#59. Yes, a cheeseburger and fries is probably my favourite meal. But I don't eat ground beef anymore.
Eric Schlosser
#60. The Mars Polar Lander cost the average American the price of half a cheeseburger. A human lander would cost the average American more
perhaps even ten cheeseburgers! So be it. That is no great sacrifice.
Jonah Goldberg
#61. Myrnin: "Oh, an all-night drive-through! I could murder a cheeseburger. Don't you just love this century?"
Oliver: "Focus, you fool.
Rachel Caine
#62. A Christian without the Holy Spirit is like a cheeseburger without the cheese. It's not what it claims to be.
Jarrid Wilson
#63. Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now
Oliver:focus ya fool
Rachel Caine
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