Cheese Grater Quotes

#1. How are you feeling?"
"Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater."
-Clary & Simon, pg.297-

Cassandra Clare

#2. One of these days, I was going to find out what kind of soap he used so I could put it through a cheese grater and snort it like it was coke. Someday, my body would be found in a dirty alley somewhere, OD'd on the stuff.

T. Torrest

#3. Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up.

Emma Chase

#4. Living with hope is like rubbing up against a cheese grater. It keeps taking slices off you until there's so little left you just crumble.

Catherine Austen

#5. The family on my mom's side, their whole business is inventing and pitching stuff. My grandfather is in infomercials. He's a pitchman, so if you're ever watching TV late at night, you'll probably see him pitching knives. My great-grandfather also invented the plastic cheese grater.

Ashley Tisdale

#6. I look like I lost a death match with a cheese grater.

Elicia Hyder

#7. For all her cute-as-a-button-ness, Bree had a laugh that reminded me of the noise Charly had made that time she shredded her fingertips on the cheese grater.

Jessica Martinez

#8. Probably the most blood came when I used a cheese grater on his knees.

Iain Banks

#9. Form must never trump function. Some objects are made to look so smooth, you don't know where to pick them up or how to turn them on. If I'm designing a garlic press or cheese grater, I need my hand to fit comfortably on it. I like to know, instinctively, how to use it.

Michael Graves

#10. In the earliest ages science was poetry, as in the latter poetry has become science.

James Russell Lowell

#11. When your dream comes true, have another one! Your dream-box must never remain empty!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

Adam Ferrara

#13. Fear of danger is ten thousand times more terrifying than danger itself.

Daniel Defoe

#14. They should have a rule: in order to be a sportswriter, you have to have played that sport, at some level; high school, college, junior college, somewhere. Or, you should have had to have been around the game for a long time.

Oscar Robertson

#15. To follow your dream, your vision or your calling is part of the work of your hands, many people will benefit from it and it will make a difference in their lives. Follow that dream, that vision and that calling, it has your name on it. Follow it, make it happen and make a difference.

Euginia Herlihy

#16. I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

Lewis Black

#17. This is a book for anyone undertaking an adventure and leaving behind a life that has been familiar, comfortable, and predictable.

Devin Brown

#18. You don't even need a computer plugged into the back of your head to be hopelessly dependent on the system.

Russell Eric Dobda