Cheating Ex Girlfriend Quotes

#1. Believe me,' [ ... ] 'I would know about it. That's the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No quarter will be given.

Jonathan Franzen

#2. I write down inspirational things on cards that I keep in my bag and look at during the round.

Yani Tseng

#3. I have a way of making narrative sculpture, where first you make a text and out of that text you make objects. I start with a story and then I make sculpture from that story, it's just that the stories become more and more elaborate.

Matthew Barney

#4. There began to appear before my romantic eyes ... a vast and complicated network of espionage, terror, sadism and hate, from which no one, official or private, could escape.

Erik Larson

#5. The price for being intelligent enough to be the first species to be fully aware of the cosmos might just be a capacity to feel a whole universe's worth of darkness.

Matt Haig

#6. Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you.

Tucker Max

#7. God doesn't call you to be a minister, who worries, suffers and weeps. He calls you to accomplish whatever He's called you to by His grace, with thanksgiving.

Sunday Adelaja

#8. The angel told her, An honest man who committed a crime, you have no idea how many honest men have committed crimes, their crimes are countless, and contrary to popular belief these are the only crimes that cannot be forgiven.

Jose Saramago

#9. The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

Ben Feldman

#10. Going beyond one's backyard grants one perspective.

Sara Genn

#11. The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.

Will Rogers

#12. She would have liked to tell them that behind Communism, Fascism, behind all occupations and invasions lurks a more basic, pervasive evil and that the image of that evil was a parade of people marching by with raised fists and shouting identical syllables in unison.

Milan Kundera

#13. My goal every time I make a record is just to make the funkiest, the best music I could possibly make, both lyrically, and music-wise.

Big Boi

#14. Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#15. I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

Jon Stewart

#16. All i wanted to do was heal. I wanted to find a way to wrap myself up thingtly enough so that the pain and sadness couldn't cut through. After talking to the Ocean, i wasn't sure that was possible. Maybe i had to exist in constant sadness

Kiera Cass

#17. I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

#18. It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'

Conan O'Brien