Ex Girlfriend Cheating Quotes

#1. Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

Evelyn Waugh

#2. It's rumored that Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is cheating on his girlfriend Miley Cyrus. After hearing about it Arnold said, 'That's my boy.'

Conan O'Brien

#3. When you find yourself about to say something that crosses a line, something that could cause irreparable harm, sometimes the best you can do is just not say that thing.

Tammara Webber

#4. Believe me,' [ ... ] 'I would know about it. That's the difference between me and your girlfriend. I am the jealous type. I am the Spanish Inquisition when it comes to being fucked around on. No quarter will be given.

Jonathan Franzen

#5. Laser Pointer Q. If every person on Earth aimed a laser pointer at the Moon at the same time, would it change color?

Randall Munroe

#6. People who make mistakes are in the best position to make better choices.

Sarah Noffke

#7. Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you.

Tucker Max

#8. It's not time that is passing by after all, it's you and I

Karan Bajaj