Cheapskate Quotes

#1. Bought the president the Louis presidential briefcase Never been a cheapskate

Nicki Minaj

#2. I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate.
Grandma Mazur

Janet Evanovich

#3. Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours' reading time *while the kids are awake*. It might look like a cheapskate present, but parents will appreciate that it costs more in real terms than a Lamborghini.

Nick Hornby

#4. Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen.
'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'
'OK,' said Gwen. 'A pint down the local tomorrow for your thoughts.'
Ianto smiled. 'That's more like it.

David Llewellyn

#5. I don't really pay too much attention to designers, I know what I like and I just try to find it, and I always try to find a cheaper deal because I have a tendency to be a cheapskate sometimes.

Bethany Cosentino

#6. Our love will be the light and the darkness shall perish beneath the weight of it.

Andrea Zuvich

#7. Outlets for the freed blacks are alone wanted for the erasure of the blot from our Republican character.

James Madison

#8. Great is he who enjoys his earthenware as if it were plate, and not less great is the man to whom all his plate is no more that earthenware.

Seneca The Younger

#9. I am a Maharashtrian and I am extremely proud of that. But I am an Indian first. And Mumbai belongs to all Indians.

Sachin Tendulkar

#10. She had her emotional release, now it was time to suck it up and take care of business.

Shyloh Morgan

#11. I don't want her, he said, staring at my lips. I'm just so fucking unhappy, Pigeon. His eyes glossed over and he leaned in, tilting his head to kiss me.

Jamie McGuire

#12. Another of Madiba's great lessons: you can have a vast difference of opinion with someone but that never justifies disrespect.

Zelda La Grange

#13. The human mind has a primitive ego defense mechanism that negates all realities that produce too much stress for the brain to handle. It's called Denial.

Dan Brown

#14. Montanans elected me to the Senate to do away with shady backroom deals and to make government work better.

Jon Tester

#15. I believe we were all glad to leave New Zealand. It is not a pleasant place. Amongst the natives there is absent that charming simplicity ... and the greater part of the English are the very refuse of society.

Charles Darwin

#16. We haven't met ... I'm Kori Daniels. If you don't get that gun out of my face, I'm gonna take it, then I'm gonna break your jaw so I can unhinge it and shove your pistol down your throat. That way the bullet goes through the long way.

Rachel Vincent