Chappelle Show Quotes

#1. Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.

Bill Burr

#2. Zombies don't run. They don't dance. They don't say, "More brains." There is no Thriller Night. Those are stereotypes that are perpetrated by Hollywood, which I think is very irresponsible because it can get you killed.

Max Brooks

#3. No obligation to do the impossible is binding.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

#4. I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

Dave Chappelle

#5. Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential.

Kevin Hart

#6. Don't be afraid."
"I hear voices," Iggy said. "Be very afraid.

James Patterson

#7. Tellingly, Chappelle kept making sketches about leaving his show.

Jason Zinoman

#8. I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

Dave Chappelle

#9. Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

Dave Chappelle

#10. Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?'

Marla Gibbs

#11. I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.

Aries Spears

#12. It's funny to think of Dave Chappelle's show and how popular it was and he was before YouTube. I would imagine 'Chappelle's Show' would be even more giant if there was a chance to put his stuff online and pass it around.

Paul Scheer

#13. The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

Dave Chappelle

#14. From 'Chappelle's Show' to 'Tosh.0,' there's so much race comedy. It's overdone.

Eric Andre

#15. It is better that one's customers come to one's shop than to have to look for them abroad.

Manfred Von Richthofen

#16. I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

Dave Chappelle

#17. There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.

Dave Chappelle

#18. If we can know the beauty God is forming in us, we can bear the pain He allows in our lives.

James Robison

#19. I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

Dave Chappelle

#20. Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

Dave Chappelle