Cat Steven Quotes

#1. Cat Steven's song Wild World: Oh Baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard to get by just on a smile, Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world and I'll always remember you like a child.

Jennifer Connors

#2. Dale can't tolerate other people throwing up. He gets what's known as the Synchronized Heaves.

Sheila Turnage

#3. Knowing that the instrument could produce a sound that echoed all the sadness and hope of humanity gave him pause.

Michael Connelly

#4. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

Steven Wright

#5. 'Eat my flesh,' Jesus says, 'and drink my blood.' The Lord supplies us with these intimate nutrients, he delivers over his flesh and pours out his blood, and nothing is lacking for the growth of his children

Clement Of Alexandria

#6. A cat is a responsibility after all. And feeding and keeping and caring about a stupid fat cat isn't much, isn't much in the entirety of what counts for being a person and the huge range of what people do,but it is something. It is something and it's something that's warm and that I still have.

Steven Hall

#7. I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'

Pat Paulsen

#8. Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

Steven Wright

#9. All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic herbals for ceramic cats.

Steven Wright

#10. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Steven Wright

#11. How could you leave me behind to explode?"
"Er," Alice said, "I'm not sure how to--"
"Oh--you have a clockwork cat. This is very nice. I will forgive you if I may pet the cat.

Steven Harper Piziks

#12. Loving is a journey with water and with stars,
with smothered air and abrupt storms of flour:
loving is a clash of lightning-bolts
and two bodies defeated by a single drop of honey.

Pablo Neruda

#13. Worry is the interest you pay on a debt you may not owe.

Keith Caserta

#14. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

Steven Wright

#15. It's time you met Mother," said Marius. It was about as far from a declaration of undying passion as a man could get.

Emma Clifton

#16. You're going down, Bronwyn. Them's fighting words.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#17. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

Steven Wright

#18. Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption. Please do the right thing and spay or neuter your animals.

Steven Morrissey

#19. Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played with my kids, and how addicted to Christmas time I am, and the smell of pine needles and hearing my kids laugh.

Steven Tyler

#20. The tide of immigration in Canada has not been as great as along our frontier. They have been able to allow the Indians to live as Indians, which we have not, and do not attempt to force upon them the customs which are distasteful to them.

Nelson A. Miles

#21. The more the mouse pursues this line of of thought, the more it seems to him that the cat is a large, soft mouse.

Steven Millhauser

#22. The theme, or harmony, of a painting can be created by any one of its visual elements. A single colour ... repetition of shapes ... Light can be a theme.

Mike Svob

#23. Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god.

Steven Rowley

#24. When I write, I'm looking to turn you on and tell a good story. No more, no less. No lofty goals here.

Kirsten McCurran