Cartman's Quotes

#1. Simon thought I was lovely.
Was the Giggler out of the harem?
Was there even a harem left?
What did this mean?
Would I only think in questions now?
And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?

Alice Clayton

#2. People grow, but they don't change.

Elizabeth Bard

#3. I like twinsets, and I'm famous for always wearing crop tops.

Sophie McShera

#4. Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she entertained

Charles Dickens

#5. In Botswana in the Kalahari Desert there's a tented camp called Jack's Camp, which is like old Africa meets Ralph Lauren. The Oriental rugs, the old leather chairs - you feel like you've just jumped out of a Ralph Lauren ad.

Mark Burnett

#6. You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs forget; they just get too excited.

Kevin Hearne

#7. We're not a homogeneous party, anymore than the Republicans are. But we are a party that I think has a plan to take us forward.

Antonio Villaraigosa

#8. Seeing does not always believe.

Rod Serling

#9. One becomes wise only in measures, as he goes through his own insanity.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#10. Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate.

William Arthur Ward

#11. The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!

Jennifer Rardin

#12. We are weary of being without gold in the midst of plenty. We wish to become men of means.

George S. Clason

#13. It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.

Trey Parker

#14. Modeling is really silent acting.

Arizona Muse

#15. It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Trey Parker

#16. TV kind of worked out naturally for me. I was fortunate to do a show like 'Breaking Bad' and then go straight into something like 'Friday Night Lights.' It's not something I focus on, but when they're great projects, I can't pass them up.

Emily Rios

#17. Um, Mindy is much less like Elizabeth Bennet than she is a combination of Carrie Bradshaw and Eric Cartman.

Mindy Kaling

#18. Senior year is supposed to be a blast-easy and fun. So far it's been anything but.

Simone Elkeles

#19. The world was created for Mankind, not for some of mankind.

Richard Llewellyn