Carpal Quotes

#1. Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.

Iliza Shlesinger

#2. The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on seemingly permanent hiatus. And I don't mean Oprah.

Alice Clayton

#3. I love tearing things out of the ground. I love digging and discarding. I love pruning. In fact, I love pruning so much that I once gave myself carpal-tunnel syndrome because I attacked a trumpet vine with so much dedication.

Susan Orlean

#4. One of these days I'm going to get myself an avatar
so I can ride an Archaeopteryx in cyberspace --
goodbye, the meat cage.
Pray the server doesn't crash, pray
against the curse of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Lucia Perillo

#5. You're talking to somebody who two years ago couldn't figure out how to use e-mail and who now has carpal tunnel. It has totally changed in that these films would not be getting out to people the way they're getting out without the Internet.

Robert Greenwald

#6. As a novelist, you have to pick your battles. You are tired. You have begun to experience the first ominous tinglings of carpal tunnel syndrome. You wake up in the middle of the night with both hands lying across your chest like a couple of plucked bird carcasses, dead of all sensation.

Lynn Coady

#7. Sorry," said Tristan. "No can do, I've used up all my infidelity tolerance minutes this month.

Z.A. Maxfield

#8. People don't dislike change, they dislike being changed.

Dean Ornish

#9. I definitely in filmmaking more and more find writing and directing a means to harvest material for editing. It's all about editing.

Alexander Payne

#10. I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.

Karl Lagerfeld

#11. After a couple years of occasional lessons with Pass I moved to Boston to attend the New England Conservatory.

Mark White

#12. And, is not Virtue in Mankind
The Nutriment that feeds the Mind?

Jonathan Swift

#13. This stupid weapons-shopping idea. Last time I take dating advice from Jace." "You let Jace plan our date?

Cassandra Clare

#14. We know of our own knowledge that we are human beings, and, as such, imperfect. But we are bathed by the communications industry in a ceaseless tide of inhuman, impossible perfection.

Margaret Halsey

#15. Well, I just finished starring in a new episode of the new The Twilight Zone television series.

Bill Mumy