Carpal Tunnel Quotes

#1. Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I'll go with the fries.

Iliza Shlesinger

#2. The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on seemingly permanent hiatus. And I don't mean Oprah.

Alice Clayton

#3. I love tearing things out of the ground. I love digging and discarding. I love pruning. In fact, I love pruning so much that I once gave myself carpal-tunnel syndrome because I attacked a trumpet vine with so much dedication.

Susan Orlean

#4. One of these days I'm going to get myself an avatar
so I can ride an Archaeopteryx in cyberspace --
goodbye, the meat cage.
Pray the server doesn't crash, pray
against the curse of carpal tunnel syndrome.

Lucia Perillo

#5. You're talking to somebody who two years ago couldn't figure out how to use e-mail and who now has carpal tunnel. It has totally changed in that these films would not be getting out to people the way they're getting out without the Internet.

Robert Greenwald

#6. As a novelist, you have to pick your battles. You are tired. You have begun to experience the first ominous tinglings of carpal tunnel syndrome. You wake up in the middle of the night with both hands lying across your chest like a couple of plucked bird carcasses, dead of all sensation.

Lynn Coady

#7. As the river surrenders itself to the ocean, what is inside me moves inside you.

Kabir

#8. December 29, 1946: Snowing this morning. The year seems to be dying in a light white blanket. Only three more days of this year, then comes a new one. Then, what? No one knows.
Diary of Bertha Kate Gaddis who passed away 6 months later, age 78, West Lafayette, IN.

Angie Klink

#9. In theology we must consider the predominance of authority; in philosophy the predominance of reason.

Johannes Kepler

#10. To live within the tethers of desire is - again and again - to be shocked at how far they have come loose from reason

Samuel R. Delany

#11. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

Epicurus