Carl Shameless Quotes

#1. There is a humility about genuine love that is rather horrible in some ways.

George Orwell

#2. I've decided to be selfish and keep you all to myself for a while.

Dorothy Garlock

#3. The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.

David Letterman

#4. My father didn't know his real name. My father got his name from his grandfather and he got his name from his grandfather and he got it from the slave master.

Malcolm X

#5. Trying to figure out a person that you don't know is like foreplay
with no consummation.

Jacqueline Simon Gunn

#6. Effective education may also require co-opting old faculties to deal with new demands ... Because much of the content of education is not cognitively natural, the process of mastering it may not always be easy and pleasant, notwithstanding the mantra that learning is fun.

Steven Pinker

#7. How strange it was to think that he, who such a short time ago dared not believe in the happiness of her loving him, now felt unhappy because she loved him too much!

Leo Tolstoy

#8. To overcome any sort of fear is satisfying, and to overcome it well is even better.

Hannah Kearney

#9. She's still small and I still want to put her in my pocket.
-Seven Chillman, classmate

Laura Ruby

#10. I miss the ocean; I miss Fenway.

John King

#11. I can't blame it. Its whole purpose is to prevent the atmosphere from becoming lethal. Nobody at NASA thought, "Hey, let's allow a fatal lack of oxygen that will make everyone drop dead!

Andy Weir

#12. I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.

Steven Wright